Disney Lied: In Real Life Gaston Would Pull All The Hoes

[MillionMills]

Disney was full of simps

You mean to tell me in real life a chick like Belle would actually pass on Gaston and fall in love with a beast

Even if she did she def woulda let Gaston smash a few times before she "found a good guy"

Gaston was everything these hoes want: cocky, handsome, buff, tall and full of himself

 

[Gully Bull]

None of these hoes could get to him since you all on his dikk

 

[Heafcliffe]

 

[MillionMills]

None of these hoes could get to him since you all on his dikk

Gaston is the blueprint

 

[Ashley Banks]

Didn't he get all the "hoes"? Belle put personality over looks (that's why she started liking the beast after he started being nicer) and gaston was a pos that's why she didn't like him.

 

[chico25]

Disney was full of simps

You mean to tell me in real life a chick like Belle would actually pass on Gaston and fall in love with a beast

Even if she did she def woulda let Gaston smash a few times before she "found a good guy"

Gaston was everything these hoes want: cocky, handsome, buff, tall and full of himself

In the movie Gaston had a roster, Belle thought she was main chick material but he was only looking for bench players. You also forgot the beast had dough and no options, he was that perfect simp to settle down with.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

he did tho?

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

In the movie Gaston had a roster, Belle thought she was main chick material but he was only looking for bench players. You also forgot the beast had dough and no options, he was that perfect simp to settle down with.

Belle was playing chess out here

 

[MillionMills]

Didn't he get all the "hoes"? Belle put personality over looks (that's why she started liking the beast after he started being nicer) and gaston was a pos that's why she didn't like him.

In the movie Gaston had a roster, Belle thought she was main chick material but he was only looking for bench players. You also forgot the beast had dough and no options, he was that perfect simp to settle down with.

This. Belle only liked dude cuz he stayed in that big ass castle and had a full staff to cater to all her needs. If Beast was from that small town she was from the story would have been different

Plus Beast was really just tryna turn back the spell at the end of the day so he didn't stay a beast forever, he didn't really care abouto her.

 

[BlackAchilles]

If the Beast was a foot shorter and lived in a small cottage, when he tries to get the spell broke she'd hit him with the "You're a really great guy ..."