Division Champs, ya BASTIDS!- 2018 Dallas Cowboys Season Thread

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Aight you know what the fukk is going on. We byke for another season with the red haired dumbass at the helm and his dikkhead sidekick Linehan by his side. With that being said we've had an eventful off-season to say the least. With the release of former all-pro Wide Reciever Dez Bryant among the top of the offseason fukkery, there was also the retirement of future HOF Tight End Jason Witten. This year though, there's no looming Zeke suspension, the defense should look much better than previous seasons especially with the quiet acquisition of former Seahawks DC Kris Richard. Not to mention a thoroughly improved defensive line, year two of our young corners, the sky is the limit. "Culture change" (let Red Dumbass tell it) and a new "Dak Friendly" (again, let old, senile dumbass tell it) the offense will also look like mighty different. We are leaning our hopes on third round draft pick Michael Gallup to step up and be that number one that Dak desperately needs and after that, shyt should be set in motion. Then there's, of course, that anthem bullshyt Jerry doing. But we ain't gonna dwell on that nut shyt. Division looking mad shaky outside of those fukk nikkas that play in Lincoln Financial, but even then, don't be surprised if they fall off. Giants and Redskins are non factors. We just trying to Make America's Team Great Again. :fukknikka: As long Dak and Zeke shuts the fukk up and just play football, we should be aight. That's the objective, that's the goal, let's see if they ready for war.

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(lmao both gifs shytting on GB. fukk them nikkas. :rodney1: )

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Aight you know what the fukk is going on. We bake for another season with the red haired dumbass at the helm and his dikkhead sidekick Linehan by his side. With that being said we've had an eventful off-season to say the least. With the realize of former all-pro Wide Reciever Dez Bryant among the top of the offseason fukkery, there was also the retirement of future HOF Tight End Jason Witten. This year though, there's no looming Zeke suspension, the defense should look much better than previous seasons especially with the quiet acquisition of former Seahawks DC Kris Richard. Not to mention a thoroughly improved defensive line, year two of our young corners, the sky is the limit. "Culture change" (let Red Dumbass tell it) and a new "Dak Friendly" (again, let old, senile dumbass tell it) the offense will also look like mighty different. We are leaning our hopes on third round draft pick Michael Gallup to step up and be that number one that Dak desperately needs and after that, shyt should be set in motion. Then there's, of course, that anthem bullshyt Jerry doing. But we ain't gonna dwell on that nut shyt. Division looking mad shaky outside of those fukk nikkas that play in Lincoln Financial, but even though, don't be surprised if they fall off. Giants and Redskins are non factors. We just trying to Make America's Team Great Again. :fukknikka: As long Dak and Zeke shuts the fukk up and just plays football, we should be aight. That's the objective, that's the goal, let's see if they ready for war.

ezekiel-elliott-gif-1.gif

SplendidPlasticBasil-size_restricted.gif

(lmao both gifs shytting on GB. fukk them nikkas. :rodney1: )

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The Ls from those GB gifs :salute:
 
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