DJ Khaled Busted at Golden Corral for “Winning” Rib Buffet
Miami, Florida — Sunday afternoon took an unexpected turn when DJ Khaled was apparently “another one”-ing his way through Golden Corral’s all-you-can-eat buffet—rib edition. According to sources, Khaled was spotted elbowing rival diners out of the way, dropping the phrase “They don’t want us to eat unlimited ribs!” before stacking an eye-popping 14 racks on his plate. Staff say they attempted to intervene when he tried to roll out of the restaurant using his trolley like a VIP—but Khaled doubled down: “Major key alert: I need all the ribs!”
Without warning, he allegedly grabbed two tongs, raised them to the ceiling, and screamed “ANOTHER ONE” so loudly that the lights flickered. Moments later, every rib in the buffet began levitating and spinning violently, forming what scientists now call a "Category 5 Meat Tornado." Patrons dove under tables as collard greens flew across the room at 60 mph.
“I watched a full tray of mac and cheese get sucked into the vortex,” said one traumatized onlooker. “He was conducting it like an orchestra.”
The situation escalated when Khaled tried to baptize a newborn in barbecue sauce, shouting “LION ORDER!” before being tackled by three off-duty mall cops and a grandmother with a wooden spoon.
When asked why he did it, Khaled reportedly replied, “I didn’t eat all the ribs. The universe delivered them to me because I believed in myself.”
Khaled's entourage reportedly caused minor chaos in the chair section. Authorities were called, not for violence, but for a “crime against buffet etiquette.” After being gently escorted outside, Khaled paused to give his iconic motivational speech: “To my rib fiends: Secure the bag… then secure the ribs.” He departed with a smug grin, holding a rib like a mic drop.
Golden Corral management later issued a statement: “We respect his hustle—but maybe next time just bring your own BBQ sauce.”
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