Do Cacs Wash Their Hands?

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Me and a couple of brehs at work were talking about cacs that love shaking people's hands (usually either sales or finance guys). A common theme was that each one had been spotted multiple times by different people, not washing their hands after going #1 or #2.

I never consciously thought about it but then started seeing that shyt all the time. On my floor at work, dang near every cac over the age of 45 will piss and shyt but barely wash if at all. If you're taking a shyt and look through the cracks, the same cac that will "pretend" to wash will literally walk out the bathroom stall (after you just heard him shytting his ass off) and out the door. :scust::martin::snoop:

Anybody know what's up?
 

BelieveBeOK

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Yo. I'mma keep it real deal Holyfield.

If I'm the only person in the bathroom and no one else is there, I'm walking past that sink like it doesn't exist (unless I took a shyt)

But the amount of times I've seen nasty old looking white men walk out the shytter and straight back in the gym just has me on some :scust: tip.
 

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The reason I fake them out with a fist bump and give them my elbow.

Like this, but the cac is in fist bump mode and I bend my arm.

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Bit of a double edge sword, the whole washing your hands in a public toilet thing, I mean just thinking logically, after the urinal and shytter, the next filtiest things in a public toilet are probably the tap amd door handle.

Still doesn't excuse old ass white men taking a shyt and just walking out into the world but man........public toilets :scust:
 
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