Do$ Du Muni's Shorty Chronicles...vol.1

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Imma just leak da juice...

So about a month ago I met this chick online. Thick yellowbone...tatted...natural D cup t*ts...blasian look...long black hair...phat ass wit juicy thighs

She gave me her number and we start to conversate...she used to date a rapper (whom she never revealed the name of) who used to give her the keys to his crib while he was out on tour and hitting the strip clubs. Needless to say she was sick of that and wanted a man whom would always be around...so i come in the picture
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She lives two hours from me so Im just doing my thing wit my 3 local shorties while we talk on the phone trying to find time to be together. Shorty sending me shower vids and sh*t...all the while "breaking up" with me and blocking my # if i dont return her calls on time. sh*t was annoying. Anyways we finally find a night i can see her a few days before christmas.

I pull up to her crib with a bottle of red wine. She says we cant chill in her house but we can drive to the marina area and sip on some drink and "get to know eachother"
:shaq:

Needless to say within an hour of drinking wine in the desolate parking lot we start kissing and she jumps in the backseat of her suv. I hop in wit her..put on a magnum:wow:, and take off one leg of her leggings before i slip it in.

So im balls deep in this shorty and she wetter than seaworld in hurricane season
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Shes in missionary getting lit off the dikk and makes me pull out for a sec...her eyes roll to the back of her head as she rips the condom off...and puts me back inside her
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We then take it to doggy and I nut one of biggest nuts i ever bust about 2 min later on her right ass cheek. She then gets upset because we only fu*ked for about 5 min...but she shifts back into her seat and starts moaning under her breath like aftershocks following an earthquake...purring and sh*t with her feet up gazing at me in the twilight
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...needless to say i wrecked her sh*t.

I then take it outside to smoke a square and she comes out in the freezing cold and gets on her knees...and starts slobbing ny knob...the head was glorious. I get rock hard again and smash from the back from outside the back seat of her suv. I cant nut tho but she hops on me for the cowgirl and slobs me off again before we head back to her crib.

By this time its 4am. im drunk and cant drive home (got a dui on my record and need my license). I decide to sleep in the car for a few hours and then drive home in the morning

We fu*k one last time and this time i cum inside her. Mid stroke she wants me to tell her i love her. I act like i aint hear her and keep hitting it.
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Shes obviously upset by this but i keep it a buck and say its too early for me to tell u i love you. She understands and heads down the street to her house as i go to bed in the backseat of mine.

A few days pass and she becomes conflicted or something. She gets upset that i cant see her earlier on christmas eve (i was at my aunts xmas party) and starts talking crazy. I tell her fu*k you and call her a crazy ass bi*ch and block her number. Next morning she calls me up wanting to work things out. I apologize for calling her a bi*ch and we decide to see where we can take our fling

So now we at last night. I work evenings and was gonna see her up north. She says she will pay for my gas. I meet up with a shorty im starting to talk to for a quick chop up before making my journey to her crib. As i cross state lines she calls me saying check my whatsapp and abruptly hangs up. Looks like some jawn i was talking to and ended up dubbing that same day off ig is one of her homegirls and sent her screenshots of our conversations including a paragraph long insult i sent to her after she dissed me. Never responded to shortys whatsapp txt...Havent txted, called, nor heard from her since
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