So, me, my girl, and some friends of ours were at Olive Garden during lunch today. About seven of us were there. Not a "date", just a casual lunch.
I ordered a pizza with some fagioli
and 
quite well. But, I'm a real skinny dude, probably the skinniest dude on theColi. Check out this post to see proof; http://www.thecoli.com/posts/8780816/
@charmander Thinks he's skinnier than me, but fukk that nikka, I'm the skinniest nikka on thecoli.
But, anyway, our waiter was a
cac with a receding hairline. He was nice at first, though, so I didn't think much about him.
Me being the skinny nikka that I am, couldn't finish up all of my food. The waiter walked over and when I asked for a box, he asked, "That's ALL you can eat?
"
My nuts shriveled up to the size of a raisin and I whimpered "Y-Y-Yes.
" and my girl and my friends all started laughing along with the waiter. Then finally, he walked off to go get the bill.
When he came back, my girl told me she wanted to pay, and said "I'll pay. It's not like you ate that much anyway.
"
After we left, we went over to her condo, and I gave her that skinny nikka dikk. She came twice, and after we were done, we sat on the couch and watched TV as she played in my hair and fed me ice cream.
But, I still know that she was probably fantasizing about a nikka like our waiter going deep in them guts. What should I do brehs?
I ordered a pizza with some fagioli
and quite well. But, I'm a real skinny dude, probably the skinniest dude on theColi. Check out this post to see proof; http://www.thecoli.com/posts/8780816/@charmander Thinks he's skinnier than me, but fukk that nikka, I'm the skinniest nikka on thecoli.
But, anyway, our waiter was a
cac with a receding hairline. He was nice at first, though, so I didn't think much about him. Me being the skinny nikka that I am, couldn't finish up all of my food. The waiter walked over and when I asked for a box, he asked, "That's ALL you can eat?
"My nuts shriveled up to the size of a raisin and I whimpered "Y-Y-Yes.
" and my girl and my friends all started laughing along with the waiter. Then finally, he walked off to go get the bill.When he came back, my girl told me she wanted to pay, and said "I'll pay. It's not like you ate that much anyway.
"After we left, we went over to her condo, and I gave her that skinny nikka dikk. She came twice, and after we were done, we sat on the couch and watched TV as she played in my hair and fed me ice cream.
But, I still know that she was probably fantasizing about a
nikka like our waiter going deep in them guts. What should I do brehs? 
I ain't postin' pics of my girl on here for some of you creepy brehs to do lord only knows what with. 
You fukk with Burger King? Most dudes I meet are like "Burger King? 
"
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@ this whole story.