get clotheslined from heaven instead of hell brehswent to church for the first time in years 2 weeks ago
so i'm standing and praying with my eyes closed, next thing i know i'm shoved on my forehead and falling over my chair and lying flat on my ass.
when i open my eyes i see everyone in the row i'm in on the floor just like me
freakin' pastor ambushed me while i had my eyes closed and i lost balance and fell over my chair.
yeah, i'm done with churches for a while.
out!!
