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I'm eating an apple and banana here in the office and I'm thinking "Damn, what if these brehs are hurting when I'm eating them
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Yup. They also have an immune system as well. In fact, virulence sensors such as inflammasomes were first understood in plants.I watched a ted talk in the botanical gardens in Australia about certain plants having touch receptors and "brain" activity
Transcript of "Electrical experiments with plants that count and communicate"
technically it would have to still be growing to be capable of pain... ripe fruit doesn't count... even if you didn't pick the fruit it would fall to the ground and eventually rot..I'm eating an apple and banana here in the office and I'm thinking "Damn, what if these brehs are hurting when I'm eating them"
technically it would have to still be growing to be capable of pain... ripe fruit doesn't count... even if you didn't pick the fruit it would fall to the ground and eventually rot..
so the trees they come from might feel pain not their fruits.
yupbut nah this was my actual thought on it, too.
fruit and leaves and all of that aren't attached to the plant anymore, so they don't feel anything.
Hell, it could be like hair and nails, for all we know. You can pull your hair and feel it on your skin, but your actual hair doesn't feel anything.

to assure you couldn’t get rid of them..decided to hook the plant up to his lie-detection machine.
In human subjects, a polygraph measures three things: pulse, respiration rate and galvanic skin response, otherwise known as perspiration. If you're worried about being caught in a lie, your levels will spike or dip. Backster wanted to induce a similar anxiety in the plant, so he decided to set one of its leaves on fire. But before he could even get a match, the polygraph registered an intense reaction on the part of the Dracaena. To Backster, the implication was as indisputable as it was unbelievable. Not only had the plant demonstrated fear it had also read his mind.