Do socks really be disappearing on everyone in the laundry

[Clayton Endicott]

Yep. I swear we lose a sock every damn time the laundry gets done. Then we all turn and go in on each other for stealing or not matching them up right. I swear there's a sock demon somewhere watching us like

 

[NoChillJones]

Wear socks bruhs

..........you don't wear socks my dude..........feet smelling like hot cheetos and ass

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

The dress socks sometimes get stuck to other clothes, or sheets. I don't know what the hell happens to the white cotton sneaker socks.

Them, forks and lunch boxes too

I swear, I have to buy new forks every year. I know I'm not accidentally throwing them away when I empty plates.

 

[Monoblock]

Something has to be happening. I remember buying a gang of Nike Elite Socks last year and wore them maybe 2-3 times. Now I can't find them shyts anywhere. Bought some black low cut/no show sock during the summer and now I only have 1 pair. Definitely a sock goat somewhere.