Do women ever offer yall birthday sex under the assumption its on your bday wish list?

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Two females in 24 hrs done offered that shyt:wtf:....If yall don't take yall cheap azzes out there and get me a real gift:mjlol:...I done already had sex with both of em before just not recently....one said she wont have sex with me no more unless we in a relationship,and since im in a relationship I was honest and said nah lets just be cool and weve been cool since then:manny:...so yesterday she gon offer me sex as her gift to me:childplease:....I probably did lead her on wit my comments I make and groping I do when I come around....I don't know if it takes courage or audacity for women to offer sex as a gift....I think it mighta hurt her heart though when I told her I wanted some cologne,a hoody,footlocker gift card instead:mjlol:,she sounded kinda tight....the homie said I was dumb cuz I might have been able to get a diferent hole or something else strange she never done before:lupe:

Have any of you been offered this "gift",have any of you women ever offered it?have any of you dudes ever offered it? Women offering they puzzy up to nikkas like Hallmark cards and this is the same puzzy women will expect they future husband to love and cherish:stopitslime:
 

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Going off the info you gave, sounds a lot like this:
Led to this:

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Nah you cant give me the "bu bu but you got a girl,im through having meaningless sex,im too grown for that" talk, When I go to snatch them clothes off on all them other days,then all of a sudden on my birthday offer it to me like its a real class move for a special occasion to give me some shyt I already had:patrice:?
 

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Nah most the females I messed with never offered but if I tried her she aint gonna say no :win: I wish a bytch would deny me that snatch on my birthday :childplease:
 

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op if you were smart then you woulda made them combine their gift and have em give you a threesome for your bday. Yall nikkas dont think :snoop:


I already know other ex who offered aint bout that life,but if I get another offer ima keep that in mind

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I've been offered sex but never in exchange for anything ... but the shyt in the OP ain't a surprise to me... a lot of chicks are taught to barter their p*ssy since childhood.
 
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