Brandeezy
Superstar
When I was like 25 in Cali, there was this 40+ European (Melania Trump accent) broad who would frequently shop at this store I worked at. She would tell me random ass stories about her life, then one day she told me that her husband doesn't fukk her anymore and she just wants to be fukked (literally her words). I thought she was fukking around so I laughed it off until she tried to kiss me on the lips after giving me a hug, right in the middle of the store
I'm assuming my reaction scared her off because she quit talking to me after that and would just say "Hi" and "Bye". I fumbled the bag though because she had money and didn't look half bad. She literally looked like a petite, blonde version of Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, including the glasses 
I'm assuming my reaction scared her off because she quit talking to me after that and would just say "Hi" and "Bye". I fumbled the bag though because she had money and didn't look half bad. She literally looked like a petite, blonde version of Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, including the glasses 
I'm bout to eat out here 

