Ronald McDonald
Even in the darkest nights, I'm a MAC for life
or do you stare at your barber's crotch while he lines u up 



I close it..but it's fukking awkward when he is lining up my beard and tells me to put my head up, looks like I am getting a nut.![]()

some of us are nice with the clippers so we cut our own shyt
When i get the back of my neck lined up, i cant help it. I close my eyes and go "mmm"The worst is getting edged up in the back of your shyt, all in the neckline area, nikka got me feeling like a bytch, tingling & shyt nikka hurry up![]()


Makes you feel vulnerable. Especially when he cups your chin and stares unto tour eyes
