Do you eat chicken wings with one hand or two hands?

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I only use one hand which is my left hand because I feel weird and I get anxious when I use both hands because I hate having both of my hands dirty at the same time :merchant:

I don't even touch Pizza I use a napkin on the crust because I hate touching it :merchant:
 

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If it's one of them baby wingettes, I'd clown the shyt out of any muh fukka I saw eating them shyts with two hands.

If it's one of those jumbo life sized wings you get from the carryout, two hands is acceptable.
 

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If it's a singular something, like just straight up chicken, two hands, even if it's with other finger foods.

If it's with rice or anything else I need a fork with, I strip the meat off and use that since I don't like to alternate between picking up food and using utensils.
 

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Starting to eat chicken wings with one hand instead of two literally changed my life.

Eating with two hands is so savage - so disgusting.
 

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Good wings will have you feeling like a savage, just keep some wet wipes on deck and you're straight.

Breh good wings will have you in the zone eating like a prisoner of war who's just been released and shyt.
 

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I eat wings with two hands. :hubie: It lets me be in control more while I'm eating (i.e. don't have to worry about sauce flying everywhere). I like my wings wet :manny:
 

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:jbhmm:... depends on the mood im in...if I'm feeling regal I throw my pinky in the air to show my refinement on one hand...if they on the ones my inner fat boy takes over and I have no choice but to be ambidextrous specially if there's dippin sauce involved...
 
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