Do you guys have any secrets u will take to the grave?

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Yea. There was something I've been keeping close to the chest for over a decade


11 years ago, I
 

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my old lady's sister gave me some monumental top last month
told her sister about a "job" she had to fill and how I would be perfect for it
my job is enforcing the caccine so I said fukk it
as soon as my lady went to work she was at the door
I had just got out of bed, had on boxers and a beater
she got on her knees and removed my boxers in a single motion
let me use her ears as handle bars
most women stop when they choke
she didn't

right after I "finished" she started talking about some job working with at risk youth as a counselor
while wiping her mouth with a napkin, like nothing had happened
 

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my old lady's sister gave me some monumental top last month
told her sister about a "job" she had to fill and how I would be perfect for it
my job is enforcing the caccine so I said fukk it
as soon as my lady went to work she was at the door
I had just got out of bed, had on boxers and a beater
she got on her knees and removed my boxers in a single motion
let me use her ears as handle bars
most women stop when they choke
she didn't

right after I "finished" she started talking about some job working with at risk youth as a counselor
while wiping her mouth with a napkin, like nothing had happened

oh well… that ain’t bad.. :yeshrug:
 
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