Do you shower after you shyt 💩 At home?

[Black Panther]

If you shower after every single shït, you're either a unemployed bum who's always at home, or so fücking regular that you can hold a shït for 12 hours so you only poop at home.

And you're probably scared to learn how to wipe yourself properly.

Either this, or you have yet to discover flushable wipes.

 

[Mystic]

Here are the right and wrong ways to wipe, plus some helpful tips and tricks.

1. Wipe Your Butt From Front To Back.
2. Choose the Right Toilet Paper.
3. Wipe Your Butt Standing—or Sitting.
4. Do the Reach Around.
5. Don't Scrub When You Wipe Your Butt.
6. Be Gentle Around Anal Fissures.
7. Skip Store-bought Wipes.

Have instructions to wipe your bussy brehs