10 years ago ,
One of the most repulsive stenches I ever inhaled was the time I was at a gym on the elliptical and this Indian dude walked past the other 10 unused ellipticals and decided to get on the one right next to me.
Bruh smelt like something not of this earth, I mean it smelled like a combination of mildewed laundy, fresh manure, broccoli that's been left out for 12 days with the fuzz growing on it.
if a Kaiju farted , It would probably smell like the stench wafting from this nasty MF
I tried to be a troop and not let it impede my workout but once that stench went in my mouth.......................
I literally turned towards dude and and yelled

"fukk bruh, cotdamn!!! you wrong for this shyt"
gym managers come over to ask me what's wrong and before I could finish describing, a chick walks past indian breh and starts yacking and cussing , covering her mouth and shyt.
gym manager looks over at indian breh skeptically

and walks over to him and even he ...
"Yo fukkin hell dude , yo WTF bro, yo i'm gonna have to ask you to leave bro, you cant be in here like" -- *pauses to hold his breath*
"just-j-j-j I'm sorry my man but you have to leave now"
his manger walks over like

"what's going on here" but instantly hits the

like

"I'm sorry sir but we have a policy against body odors, you're welcome to take a shower in our locker rooms but otherwise I cant allow you to be n here disrupting other people like this."
escorts indian breh out who only seems mildly inconvenienced at most by all of this.
head manager to the assistant manager
* I'm gonna uhhhh- need you to revise that policy before he comes back

"
shyt had me