Do you want to boost your funeral?

[RadaMillz]

We hire out professional MOURNERS to come and cry at the funeral.

Below are the prices:

Normal Crying: $200 per mourner

Crying and Rolling on the ground: $300 per mourner

Crying and insulting a bit: $400 per Mourner

Crying and threatening to jump into the grave : $500 per mourner


Ideal for people who expect a low turn out

 

[Roid Jones]

:QBdahell:

 

[BlackAchilles]

Just like the pharaohs

Yeah Ima prob need this

 

[Mowgli]

Id rather people party. We're all gonna die.

 

[Freedman]

Imma need at least 20 mourners per 200 minimum

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Do u offer a discount for the coli brehs


How much for mourning and yellin out loudly blamin my bytch ass dad for not being present and makin me get into lifestyle that resulted in my death

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[Ken Mercilus]

:QBdahell:

 

[Forlife44]

 

[roxxthe96er]

The whole hood already gon be balling their eyes out as my funeral procession go by, slamming on the windows of the hurse, throwin roses at my momma an shyt.

 

[blockburna420]

I told my OG I want an open bar if I go b4 her

 

[Banned Account12]