Does anybody else here hold their Doodoo Baby?

[toomanydoses]

I do opiates unfortunately yes, smooth muscles are relaxed that's why. Not intentionally, but Bad for you.

 

[Bone Bender]

Thats how you get constipated.

 

[satam55]

 

[Dixon Cider]

losers

 

[cyndaquil]

From a very young age I remember holding in my shyt. I never felt like going to the bathroom and interrupting whatever it was that I was doing. I don't do it nearly as much now, but every blue moon I find myself leaning on the side of a desk with my legs crossed holding in my shyt baby. I know I can't be the only one who does this. Anybody else?

That shyt feel good cuh

 

[cyndaquil]

I came in thinking "does anybody hold their baby mama?

Please I don't even hold my baby

 

[madness]

off-topic, but I recall this one nikka named Louisiana, buddy ass was so geeked to fukk this girl nikka ended up shytting right in the bed.

when i know i'm gonna get p*ssy i usually have to take a shyt beforehand. it's weird, like a tingly excitement/nervousness that bubbles in my stomach. i used to have to go before every basketball and football game in high school, too. oh and before big exams.



one time in college this cute chick invited me, my roommate and couple other cats from our hall over to her dorm room. she snuck in some vodka, tequila and beer and had a bunch of her friends over. so we're all in there dancing, drinking talking, flirting, chillin. i was trying to impress a couple of the chicks so i was doing beer bongs and taking shots of tequila and my stomach told me

it wasnt long before i had to take a shyt. thing is, i was in the middle of a convo with one girl and didnt want to run out in the middle of it, but my ass was telling me i excused myself and ran to her bathroom, which was immaculately clean because she's a female and you know how pristine chicks keep their bathrooms. i thought i only had to release a few quick pebbles, but i underestimated the amount and potency of the feces. I sat on the toilet like

luckily for me, the music was blasting so the sounds of my farting was covered up, but the entire inside of the toilet bowl was brown and there was no window to open up. i quickly scrubbed the inside with balled up toilet paper and sprayed about half the can of air freshener, perfume, body spray and anything else i could find. then opened up the door like as if nothing was wrong. thing is i was gone for like 10-15 minutes and they smelled all the stuff i sprayed so they immediately knew what went down in there

 

[Ricky Church]

Please I don't even hold my baby

 

[Dixon Cider]

I had a medium rare steak the other day with some small peas and sauce and mashed potatos and a hearty salad and blue cheese and got home and tore the toilet up that I had to flush 3 times and pour CLR in the bowl, Obviously it wasn't due to the steak it was due to the previous dinner the night before which was short rib and mac and cheese with the same salad

 

[Quiet Magician]

when i know i'm gonna get p*ssy i usually have to take a shyt beforehand. it's weird, like a tingly excitement/nervousness that bubbles in my stomach. i used to have to go before every basketball and football game in high school, too. oh and before big exams.



one time in college this cute chick invited me, my roommate and couple other cats from our hall over to her dorm room. she snuck in some vodka, tequila and beer and had a bunch of her friends over. so we're all in there dancing, drinking talking, flirting, chillin. i was trying to impress a couple of the chicks so i was doing beer bongs and taking shots of tequila and my stomach told me

it wasnt long before i had to take a shyt. thing is, i was in the middle of a convo with one girl and didnt want to run out in the middle of it, but my ass was telling me i excused myself and ran to her bathroom, which was immaculately clean because she's a female and you know how pristine chicks keep their bathrooms. i thought i only had to release a few quick pebbles, but i underestimated the amount and potency of the feces. I sat on the toilet like

luckily for me, the music was blasting so the sounds of my farting was covered up, but the entire inside of the toilet bowl was brown and there was no window to open up. i quickly scrubbed the inside with balled up toilet paper and sprayed about half the can of air freshener, perfume, body spray and anything else i could find. then opened up the door like as if nothing was wrong. thing is i was gone for like 10-15 minutes and they smelled all the stuff i sprayed so they immediately knew what went down in there

Lmao

Word of advice never spray that shyt in the air. Just dump half the chemicals in the toilet and flush repeatedly. Put the fan, wait for like 5 minutes and then let all the funk clear out.

 

[Paradise]

Am I crazy for thinking this? But why does this dude call his poop shyt babies.