Does ur gf get mad when you check out the waitress?

[matthew2777]

i just say i couldnt help it and laugh...

 

[Patriarch]

this is my life brehs....

just walking around goin in different rooms...rapping...talking to myself

...just drunk by myself


im happy my mom went out with a friend tho..atleast shes havin fun

idk wat ima do brehs...i think this is my future...im gettin used to being alone

 

[Ricky Church]

i just say i couldnt help it and laugh...

my girl crazy with that shyt lmao

 

[fendi_mane]

My chick is cool, she is quick to admit when a chick is bad, being a bad chick herself and all.

 

[msims]

My chick is cool, she is quick to admit when a chick is bad, being a bad chick herself and all.

My girl is bad, but I think the only reason she does this is to kind of make things less uncomfortable IF I do look. lol

I keep my eyes to myself, out of respect for her, tho...but if the waitress walks up and bends over or something, I'mma be lookin like ....then quickly turn like Baby did you see that? She tryna get my attention. Shes a ho!

I think she don't respect you, baby.



I don't even think we should tip her.

She gonna be like: You right.

She gonna be lookin at the waitress for the rest of the evening like

While I'm like

 

[Ricky Church]

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[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Gotta be slick with it.

Use your peripherals!

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

shyt, I get in trouble even when I don't look. If she thinks the girl is good looking, she'll accuse me of looking.

Most of the time I have to intentionally look away from someone so I don't get accused of checking them out.

Other day at Walmart, though, I saw this girl with an IMMACULATE ass. I mean it was just... I kept looking and looking and looking, and eventually I got caught. I couldnt even deny it; jesus it was so nice. Just thinking about it makes my heart warm...

 

[newworldafro]

Gotta be slick with it.

Use your peripherals!

 

[newworldafro]

double post