#dogset has ruined my sex life

[boogers]

my girl has a little terrier dog. i'm not the biggest fan of dogs but its grown on me the last few years. problem is, every time we have sex the dog seems to be traumatized. she hides under the dresser and starts digging on the carpet usually but this time she went in the bathroom and shyt all over the floor rug. the dog is currently sitting with my girl, shaking to death like some kind of fukked up homeless person. i think it has dog-PTSD or some shyt. what is wrong with these animals?

the point of this rant?

a cat wouldnt do that.

#catset all day baby

 

[avon barksdale]

Must saw you getting plug in the azz

 

[boogers]

Must saw you getting plug in the azz

thats not funny. the dog is really traumatized, it seems

miss me with that weird shyt... this aint a @Sad Bunny thread

 

[jj23]

Must saw you getting plug in the azz

 

[Uachet]

my girl has a little terrier dog. i'm not the biggest fan of dogs but its grown on me the last few years. problem is, every time we have sex the dog seems to be traumatized. she hides under the dresser and starts digging on the carpet usually but this time she went in the bathroom and shyt all over the floor rug. the dog is currently sitting with my girl, shaking to death like some kind of fukked up homeless person. i think it has dog-PTSD or some shyt. what is wrong with these animals?

the point of this rant?

a cat wouldnt do that.

#catset all day baby

Maybe the pup can't tell the difference between sex noises and hurt noises. Since you are a member of the pack and larger than her, she is probably scared you are harming your girlfriend (her pack leader).

 

[aXiom]

The dog is clearly traumatized by the screams your girl makes when the other nikka beatin..

 

[Geek Nasty]

He probably thinks that p*ssy belongs to the neighbor

 

[Louisville Slugz]

Put the dog in another room, nikka

 

[boogers]

Maybe the pup can't tell the difference between sex noises and hurt noises. Since you are a member of the pack and larger than her, she is probably scared you are harming your girlfriend (her pack leader).

i think its this

we also just took her out and she threw up. she seems better.

The dog is clearly traumatized by the screams your girl makes when the other nikka beatin..

He probably thinks that p*ssy belongs to the neighbor

yall aint shyt

 

[PharaohAtem]

 

[Lord_nikon]

horrible thread title

 

[Sad Bunny]

thats not funny. the dog is really traumatized, it seems

miss me with that weird shyt... this aint a @Sad Bunny thread

I’ve never made a thread about that before.

 

[east]

ur girl's doing the worst thing possible by consoling her after an episode, it reinforces to her that she's doing the right thing, on some "my human likes it and comes to see me when i tear up the carpet/shyt on the floor"

in dog law, close physical contact = aggravated assault so idt there's much you can do to change her perception of that lol... i'd try redirection (when she starts freaking out, stop fukking, quickly switch to an activity she likes w/o giving her a treat, then go back) or desensitization (have her watch one of your sex tapes over and over, in longer doses and at louder volumes every time, backing off if she gets anxious). smth like an apasine (sp?) collar or asking ur vet for xanax should be a super last resort.

btw #catset would most likely lick your ass, join #birdgang instead

 

[Wepa Man]

My dog is in the bedroom corner like this

 

[Consigliere]

My dog used to sit in the corner and look stressed. He eventually made peace with it.