Doing a poo before sex?

[usopp]

Imagine the nightmare of the girl you have just brought home,farting and grunting ,and the splash as her turd hits the water beforehand?Iam sorry but I have a weak stomach and if that every happened I would kick her out or at least sleep in another room , I don't care how attractive she is Have to say that has never happened to me, I have no idea how females do it they must plan their bowel movements and sexual activites on some kind of secret calender and diary or something. Last year I spend two weeks with a girl in the lake district, in a mobile home and I swear she never took a shyt in two weeks.

That's when you sit back, grab a tarp and

 

[b@squ1@t]

 

[A.V.]

 

[CashmereThoughts]

9 times outta ten I took a shyt before shorty came over, before I got in the shower so it's not even a thought.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

fukk a wet wipes, with yall nasty asses

a poo before going rounds is a necessity. Just make sure you do it when you're supposed to.. BEFORE you go out and BEFORE a shower

If there's an absolute MUST you need to poo before you gettin busy, then have wetwipes.

If not, then

 

[Nemesis]

violation.