Dolphins are straight grimy savages.

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Terrifying Facts About Dolphins You’ll Wish You Rather Didn’t Know


Their penis is not only for the mating purpose
It accomplishes the task of a hand as well. Doing multiple things with it, like, touching and feeling things. A lot of times they have been seen doing nasty stuff to inanimate objects including trying to force themselves on humans.

They can stay up for five days straight
They have an amazing ability to stay awake straight up to five days without any loss of mental ability or physical stamina. And they don’t have to make up for the lost sleep either.
They have two halves of the brain which can sleep in shifts and the rest of the part can stay awake with an eye open. They stay alert of predators without losing too much of a proper sleep.

Cases of human groping by horny dolphins
Feeling tarnished for life? Me too. If the above fact didn’t give you a nightmare, this certainly will. Dolphins are sexually very aggressive and have attacked human divers several times. Men, women equally.

Dolphins are the rape predators
Flabbergasted? They have proven to be a giant horny predator molesting their own females. Bottlenose dolphins gang up with 4-5 male dolphins and alienate a female dolphin, mating with her violently for several weeks.
They even spank her and make scary noises to keep her scared and in line. And if she tries to swim away they are ready to bring her back by chasing her as far as possible.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

They like them sicarios or narco brehs of the sea.

 

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Dolphins kill their own babies
Male dolphins kill their own babies to mate with their mother. Like lions, it is believed that female dolphins become ready for mating if the babies get killed.

So, the entire reason for killing their own babies is to just satisfy their horny ass. And since porpoises look a lot like their own offsprings, they mix up the analogy and start killing them too.

This killing streak is mostly found in American and Scottish dolphins.

Using poor eels for masturbation
Yes, you read that right. They are such horny b*stards, they even masturbate like humans, especially bottlenose dolphins. However, it is not as harmless for some poor eels.

These sons of guns, wrap an alive wriggling eel around their penis and take pleasure in it. It is considered the most creative form of animal masturbation as per the researchers.

Dolphins are not only rapists but murderers too
Now, this tests my limits. They have a murdering streak in their body, resulting in killing baby porpoises.
Baby porpoises with horrific internal injuries were found washed up in the beaches of Scotland. At first researchers thought, they were killed because of some weapon testing but later they found tooth marks which belonged to dolphins.
Apparently, these murdering predators on a killing spree, using echolocation locate vital parts of babies and aim at them. They even pummel them and throw them around until they are dead. All this has been filmed underwater.

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oh yeah, they fukk with and kill sharks for fun

 

[cobra]

An animal can’t “rape” anything

quit trying to sexualize everything

 

[George's Dilemma]

 

[Renkz]

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

Hilarious episode

 

[humminbird]

Me personally I’ve always been an octopus fan myself
Intelligent creatures

 

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Using poor eels for masturbation


These sons of guns, wrap an alive wriggling eel around their penis and take pleasure in it. It is considered the most creative form of animal masturbation as per the researchers.


Well eels do electrocute

 

[Jekyll]

not my nikka Hank

 

[MidniteJay]

An animal can’t “rape” anything

quit trying to sexualize everything

 

[Umoja]

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

underwater thugs

 

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underwater thugs

but sharks get the bad reputation