breh don't let these fukks get you down... suck that cock with pride (it's YOUR cock its not gay)
i tried it a few times when i was young...i thought it would be hot but it was wack.
i'm not trying to remove ribs so i can deep throat myself.
giving head to a chick is cool because you are giving pleasure to a female and receiving feedback that she likes it.
getting head is cool because you get off with little to no effort.
sucking your own dikk is lame because it takes so much effort and what little joy you get from it is killed by how hard it is to breath and the strain on your spine.
then you have to ask yourself if you are the bytch or the dude while it's happening...
a) man up...take that dikk...it's yours.
b) you wanna nut or not?
c) this shyt is mad uncomfortable and the voices in my head are annoying, so what if i can suck my own dikk.
d) i'm just gonna jerk off like my father, grandfather and great grandfather before me.