Don't you hate it when

[BelieveBeOK]

You see a fine ass woman in a pencil skirt walk past you

But you can't cock your head back to look at her ass











Because you're in the office








Or worse












you're with your lady

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[jdubnyce]

You see a fine ass woman in a pencil skirt walk past you

But you can't cock your head back to look at her ass











Because you're in the office








Or worse












you're with your lady

Office? I'm pulling one of these

With my lady? I'm pulling one of these

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Office? I'm pulling one of these

Good luck with that inevitable call from HR

With my lady? I'm pulling one of these

My lady is slick to this shyt.



Only time I can steal a look is when she's absorbed in her story telling or looking at her phone.

Even then, I can only get in a half-second glimpse. Like I'm a fukking peasant or something

 

[SmarkMero]

That's why you look in the other direction in advance

 

[ORDER_66]

Im gonna be like:

IDGAF.... I'm single...

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Yeah! Just the other day with my wifes..


Ahh fackk

 

[BelieveBeOK]

That's why you look in the other direction in advance

Why we gotta concoct all these fukking schemes and games just to steal a look though



Now I gotta act like I'm really interested in that pot plant I just walked past, or like I dropped my pencil or some shyt just to look at some ass that's virtually calling my name.



shyt is fukked



I feel like a caged animal sometimes




It should be my divine right to stare at all the booty I want





As long as she doesn't know we're looking, who is it harming?

 

[yardman]

Aye baby look at that girl with all her ass hanging out them jeans. You know what babe I'm gonna go over there and give her a piece of my mind and tell her a thing or two about modesty. You gotta be slick.
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[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I peep Chicks with big asses ahead of time and then look at him so that he knows that I know that his head better not turn...

This is all the ass you need.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Aye baby look at that girl with all her ass hanging out them jeans. You know what babe I'm gonna go over there and give her a piece of my mind and tell her a thing or two about modesty. You gotta be slick.
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Game Changer

 

[BelieveBeOK]

I peep Chicks with big asses ahead of time and then look at him so that he knows that I know that his head better not turn...

This is all the ass you need.

You're the worst kind of evil

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

You're the worst kind of evil

Why thank you, Sir.

 

[LEEeveryday]

The trick is looking in the direction she's already walking so she crosses your eyes site ....

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I'm a master of looking but not looking like I'm looking at things