Dress like a thotzilla around ur bf's friends, brehettethot

[benjamin]

This THOTTERY GOTTA STOP STOP IT DAYMNIT.

so My nikka jay invited me and my cousin over his crib yesterday to chill and smoke..we all sitting in the front room on the couch gettin lit when his thick ass girlfriend come out the back in some sweats and a loose ass brah, tittys swanging back and forth like a midget on a swing..this bytch starts cleaning up the room, leaning over us to pick up trash on some ..tittys hanging and dangling in our faces..i turn my head and this nikka jay staring at me like wit the blunt hanging from his mouf..so I hit the and look away from his girl cuz I dont want no problems..i look over at my cousin and he staring at her tittys like and rubbing his dikk..jay looks over at my cousin like

Me: dont trip jay, this nikka slow like dat (nudges my cousin in his side to get him to stop staring but he wont stop looking at the bytch)

Jay: yo why ya mans staring at my bytch like dat? shyt wild disrespectful fam.

Me:he gone stop just give em a min..

Jay:nikka

Cousin: (squirming in his seat while grabbin dikk)

Jay: (stands up and points at my cuzzo) MY nikka..

Me: be coo fam..breh wit da shyts

Jay: nikka U BROUGHT THIS WEIRDO ASS CLUCK IN MY CRIB..BOTH YALL nikkaS NEED TO BOUNCE

Cousin: (flashes strap) make me hoe ass nikka.

Jay:chill breh..yo BENJAMIN GET YA PEOPLES FAM..WHY HE GOT A GUN

Me: nikka I told yo scary ass to chill..fukk u scared fo he aint gone do nuttin

Jay:

Now at this point jays girl starts walking back towards the bedroom and closes the door..my cousin gone stand up like and whispered "its on"

Jay: whats on? What is this nikka talking bout man..

Me: cuzo..i kno dat look big dog..dont do it..(he starts walking to the bedroom where jays girl is, dikk out and all)

Jay: (jumps on my cousins back..feet dangling as my cousin continues walking towards the bedroom like) STOP...STOP IT...BRIANNA RUN bytch THIS nikka CRAZY RUN HOE(feet still dangling as he hangs onto my cuzo's back #shortgang)

next thing I know my cuzin gone toss this nikka to da side and pistol whips him which puts jay to sleep)..my cuzin gone drag his limp body near the door and stands on his chest as he bangs on shorty door. Jay gone start letting out farts because of the pressure on his chest..

Me: dis nikka farted

Cuzin: (looks down at Jay like ) STANKY nikka take a bath..

Me: bro u gone crush his chest..let da nikka BREATH

Jay girlfriend behind the door screamjnging like saying she gone call the cops..at this point I dipped out and went home.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

You really took the time to type all that out?

 

[-DMP-]

Gotta watch the company you keep, from wifey to homie


But this tho so

 

[8====D]

 

[Arcavian]

I was amused.


I am so damn immature

 

[hayesc0]

Was she dressed something like this?

 

[CoryMack]

Only thing you left out the fantastic tale was T-bone

 

[fckyoupayme]

You should write comics. This shyt is sick tho

 

[old pig]

BRIANNA RUN bytch THIS nikka CRAZY RUN HOE(feet still dangling as he hangs onto my cuzo's back #shortgang)

lmaooooooo

 

[Lady.Libra.]

I liked the part where cousin stood on his chest. Nice

 

[tuckgod]

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Like a midget on a swing

 

[Clay Puppington]

*sees benjamin thread*
*clicks at the speed of light*

 

[richaveli83]

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Im not reading that, Tarantino