driving while white

[Jparker]

White people have to be pulled over from time to time not to raise too many question. Guess the odds weren't in your favor today

 

[EQ.]

I got an old Oldsmobile

I don't know how he got me, slowed to the speed limit before I even got to him

 

[the mechanic]

Just got pulled over for speeding by a black cop oh how the tables have turned

I bet youre starting to regret pimping out the oldsmobile now huh

It hasnt pulled in any bytches but the cops sure are biting

 

[Anothergirl]

 

[melraH]

I was on my way to class too

Had a bowl of purp ready for the drive home to celebrate spring break

Breh be safe and don't keep pipes in the car you can't eat brass/glass keep papers/blunts/apples breh





but you white anyway prob get sent home with a warning not even a fine.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I drive a black BMW with tinted windows so I get pulled over a lot for BS. One time i was going 60 over the speed limit and got pulled over by a black cop. 400 dollar ticket and a couple points. I took it to court and the cop never ended up showing up so it got thrown out. Black Excellence

 

[big_moe]

but you white anyway prob get sent home with a warning not even a fine.

This.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I got fined brehs my white privilege wont work on a black cop

he gave no fukks about my feelings.. just said "I need your ID." took it, went and did the paper work for a fine, gave it to me and then just got back into his car.

 

[Regular_P]

I'm white; one time, I got pulled over after I left my girlfriend's place at like 2:30 in the morning. I was going like 8 over and had a pile of cash on the passenger seat (was bartending at the time).

Apparently, I was driving through an area where a lot of drug deals went down. They saw that I was white and had a bunch of cash on the seat and assumed I was there to buy some shyt. Ended up having to sit on the curb as they searched my car and ran my license for like 45 minutes.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

I drive a black BMW with tinted windows so I get pulled over a lot for BS. One time i was going 60 over the speed limit and got pulled over by a black cop. 400 dollar ticket and a couple points. I took it to court and the cop never ended up showing up so it got thrown out. Black Excellence

I did too, but I had a 5 series so they thought I was an older gent. They never fukked with me in my beemer, maybe cause it had stock rims?

my camera z28 black on black on the other hand. them nikkas tailed me for miles.

 

[flusterose]

white people problems.