Drop your story about them "big and thirsty chics"

[peppe]

How did you get her #?

I was telling about her and one of my friends was like

Friend « that sound like xx »
Me « you got her number?? »
Friend « yeah but shes a easy breh, wrap it up »
Me « aiight give me the number »

Didnt wrap it up, gave me my first and last std had a nikka pissing fiya

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I was telling about her and one of my friends was like

Friend « that sound like xx »
Me « you got her number?? »
Friend « yeah but shes a easy breh, wrap it up »
Me « aiight give me the number »

Did wrap it up, gave me my first and last std had a nikka pissing fiya

U caught something even tho you was wrapped up?

 

[sfgiants]

One fat bytch was commenting on all my stories. I decided to flirt back one Friday night and she came over and her p*ssy was hella wet and hot after I nutted I felt bad for fukking a fat bytch so I ghosted her and she’d still hit me up and I wanted to let her off easy and told her I don’t have time because of work. She replied she’s cool with “keeping it casual” and I was like I’m too tired for sex
“I can just give you head”

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

I used to talk to this chick back in the day, she liked me alot and I used to get top literally any time I called her up. She used to press me about being in a relationship with her but I would always give her some excuse like I wasn't ready.
Anyway she didn't have her license yet and she would always get a ride with her fat bestie to my crib. I'd be knocking it down in my room while her gigantic friend would awkwardly be in the other room on her phone She was cool in general though, she never tried to cockblock or anything. So one time the chick I was fukking had to go on a family trip and was gonna be out the country for a week. I had the bff's number cause I think she called me from her phone one time or something. Anyway I was in a drought and I was thinking with my dikk and decided to hit her up to come over

(This is also a lesson on untrustworthiness in females fellas)

She came over and let's just say she got a taste of what her friend been sampling


Brehs, she was huge though. The post nut clarity hit me like a bus

 

[peppe]

U caught something even tho you was wrapped up?

I didnt wrap it up

 

[Bumblebreh]

I be wanting to tell them the same thing pre c00n Kanye said

"Look at u and look at me. Now what in the HELL make u think this could work?"

Gotta admire a fat chics confidence sometimes tho

They are all Lizzo

handsome brehs gotta take that L for once plus the flabby movement did put an extra battery in their back

I didnt wrap it up

breh the fact that you almost impregnated a fat chick makes me want to take a shower

 

[Rawtid]

Yeah most fat women are delusional in thinking that men will like them the same as smaller women. The outside definitely counts, you'll be a jump off at best and most settle for that.

 

[Carlton Banks]

One fat bytch was commenting on all my stories. I decided to flirt back one Friday night and she came over and her p*ssy was hella wet and hot after I nutted I felt bad for fukking a fat bytch so I ghosted her and she’d still hit me up and I wanted to let her off easy and told her I don’t have time because of work. She replied she’s cool with “keeping it casual” and I was like I’m too tired for sex
“I can just give you head”

 

[TEH]

he went through hell in that movie

Yes he did

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I'm so jealous

I luv bbws

 

[African_brehda]

BBW at work, always in my personal space, always taking bout dumping her man and needing someone better

I just stay cordial and pretend I dont notice, until one day she grabbed my arm talking about Im hers

I put a stop to that real quick like.. she trying to end my streak, and I aint having it

Breh, pls smash her and get your first official nut breh
Life is too short

 

[Chrome2279]

I went to use the bathroom... bytch followed me in there and started sucking my dikk while I continued pissing.... didn’t phase her.

then asked me to go home with her, I told her... I don’t go home with piss drinkers.



Note: not gonna front though the head was awesome. bytch swallowed more than Ms PacMan. She was high yellow (pause).....and big too. No way I was gonna fukk that.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I went to use the bathroom... bytch followed me in there and started sucking my dikk while I continued pissing.... didn’t phase her.

then asked me to go home with her, I told her... I don’t go home with piss drinkers.



Note: not gonna front though the head was awesome. bytch swallowed more than Ms PacMan. She was high yellow (pause).....and big too. No way I was gonna fukk that.

Wow

What was the lead up?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

She texted me today for my bday