Droppin a deuce and water splashin on yo culo unappreciation

[Mac Tyson]

bruh

Dis shyt usually never happens with my toilet but it happened like twice in the past 3 days

shyt makes me wanna murder a nikka str8 up

 

[Mac Tyson]

Info on right angles and pressure to use to minimize splash back

 

[A.V.]

It be ya own shyt water and you still be mad like you got violated

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Lol, I was taking a shyt not too long ago, and I was thinking about Eddie Murphy talking about the water splashing on your ass.

 

[The Burger King]

It's actually a good thing if ya think about it. If you like ya girl to eat yo ass, you don't have to worry about washing your ass after you take a dump, the splashes of water already did that for you.

 

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[Pinyapplesuckas]

It's actually a good thing if ya think about it. If you like ya girl to eat yo ass, you don't have to worry about washing your ass after you take a dump, the splashes of water already did that for you.

thats not the water you want to use breh

Spoiler

you getting your ass ate/respecting a female who eats male ass

 

[13473]

i don't worry as much about splashing. i sanitize the bathroom before going. i clean the toilet a few times, mop and wipe down all the surfaces with an all purpose cleaner with bleach. it takes awhile and i've had some close calls

 

[mbewane]

Put some toilet paper in before you do the business brehs. No noise, no splash.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Put some toilet paper in before you do the business brehs. No noise, no splash.

How does putting toilet paper in the toilet bowl eliminate my grunts as I struggle to push my poop out

 

[mbewane]

How does putting toilet paper in the toilet bowl eliminate my grunts as I struggle to push my poop out

Can't help you with that

 

[sang_bleu]

Y'all are weird

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

The refreshing toilet water splashing on ur culo

 

[Heelish]

How does putting toilet paper in the toilet bowl eliminate my grunts as I struggle to push my poop out

http://www.squattypotty.com/Articles.asp?ID=256

 

[Makavalli]

Scoot ya ass to the front a lil bit so the head of the turd smacks that porcelain then slides down like a slumped body then stand up and pee on the skid mark to clean dat shyt up B