Drunk on a plane.

[beenz]

So yeah I work at home most of the time, but a stipulation f this comes travel. I have traveled 3times in 9 months thus far, but I'm bout to get in a plane to go from Chicago midway to Tucson Arizona for a conference. Being that this is a four hour flight and the last time I flew to Arizona in 2005, there was horrible turbulence, I made sure to puns pelnty of Bombay on the drive over to the airport. Bout to get on now, but smashed an additional beer before boarding. Also gt my iPad full of curb ur enthusiasm for my viewing pleasure.

 

[flea]

You gon die. RIP breh

 

[beenz]

I despise flying. The fukking TSA bullshyt to the checking of the bags. Just a totally unenjoyable experience overall.

 

[beenz]

You gon die. RIP breh

I survive the south side of Chicago regularly. Flying is no sweat

 

[ThaRealness]

That sounds absolutely terrible. Airline travel is like a natural hangover

 

[MikelArteta]

i love flying


hell even if its a plane crash you gonna die anyways and wont feel it

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

So yeah I work at home most of the time, but a stipulation f this comes travel. I have traveled 3times in 9 months thus far, but I'm bout to get in a plane to go from Chicago midway to Tucson Arizona for a conference. Being that this is a four hour flight and the last time I flew to Arizona in 2005, there was horrible turbulence, I made sure to puns pelnty of Bombay on the drive over to the airport. Bout to get on now, but smashed an additional beer before boarding. Also gt my iPad full of curb ur enthusiasm for my viewing pleasure.

Jesus Christ do we need to know everything you brought

Nikkas acting like its dangers

I took a fukking old as Russian airline just to fly out of Somalia back in 89..shyt has 20 seats and no seatbelt

Sit down and quit crying

 

[61 Corpses]

I cant get drunk while flying cause I would have to get up and piss too much

 

[pickles]

Drink a little, don't get drank (higher level of drunk) though, because you are gaining time, when you land there probably the same time you left.

 

[skeetsinternal]

I despise flying. The fukking TSA bullshyt to the checking of the bags. Just a totally unenjoyable experience overall.

This week I have to fly to Texas. I am not sure of which airline yet because my itinerary is not established as yet. However I hate the TSA inspections and the cacs looking irate that I am sitting next to them in first class. Thank goodness for Bose noise canceling headsets and an Ipad

 

[61 Corpses]

Let us know when you get there safe @beaniemac


Tuscon got some sexy Mexican girls too

 

[beenz]

Man I thought I drank enough to be good the entire flight, but I fell asleep for an hour and woke up sober as hell

 

[beenz]

Drink a little, don't get drank (higher level of drunk) though, because you are gaining time, when you land there probably the same time you left.

Yeah I left at like 730 and it's only 900 when I landed.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

If more dudes were doin it like they say they are we could actually have a stickied thread for when we're bout to depart and land

The stories of random acts of fukkery would be

 

[ManBearPig]

I was drinking on the plane on my way back from Atlanta

#1stclass #freerefills