Real talk, ever since getting a circumcision later on in life vs at birth keeping my dikk moisturized along with losing 60% of my sensitivity has been a challenge.
Every now and then my dikk gets a real good buffing from being in one of those velvet pussies with grip which acts like a lufa and get rid of all the dead penis skin and leaves my German soldier helmet smooth and shiny. Then on the other hand I been in some really high pH sandpaper p*ssy combined with prickly pubic hairs that will have my dikk looking like a fried hotdog or a old sun dried wiffle ball bat. When this happens I'm out of commission for a few days and have to take steps to recondition my dikk to OEM specifications. No lie, I have seran wrapped my dikk with creamy peanut butter and tea tree oil overnight or wash my dikk with dettol and then saran wrapped it coated with oraginic coconut oil. It's an arduous process like burying king T'Challa in thatddirt to become the black panther. For monthly dikk maintenence I used to go see Kerra, she got that velvet lufa p*ssy I spoke about. 15 minutes of stroking and a nut she got me right but since she married now she can't always accommodate due to homelife and acting funny now. I got to find her replacement but it's been difficult to find a shorty who drinks water consistently instead of 99 cent Arizonas and has optimal pH. If yall brehs have some remedies please chime in
Every now and then my dikk gets a real good buffing from being in one of those velvet pussies with grip which acts like a lufa and get rid of all the dead penis skin and leaves my German soldier helmet smooth and shiny. Then on the other hand I been in some really high pH sandpaper p*ssy combined with prickly pubic hairs that will have my dikk looking like a fried hotdog or a old sun dried wiffle ball bat. When this happens I'm out of commission for a few days and have to take steps to recondition my dikk to OEM specifications. No lie, I have seran wrapped my dikk with creamy peanut butter and tea tree oil overnight or wash my dikk with dettol and then saran wrapped it coated with oraginic coconut oil. It's an arduous process like burying king T'Challa in thatddirt to become the black panther. For monthly dikk maintenence I used to go see Kerra, she got that velvet lufa p*ssy I spoke about. 15 minutes of stroking and a nut she got me right but since she married now she can't always accommodate due to homelife and acting funny now. I got to find her replacement but it's been difficult to find a shorty who drinks water consistently instead of 99 cent Arizonas and has optimal pH. If yall brehs have some remedies please chime in
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stop it already... Geesh