And somehow this is true 
Duck downs beer at English pub, brawls with dog
Duck downs beer at English pub, brawls with dog
Star the duck drinks beer at English pub, fights with family dog
A duck walks into a bar …
It may sound like a joke, but a bow-tie-wearing duck actually walked into an English pub (where he’s a regular), drank a pint of ale and later lost a fight with a dog.
The Cheddar Valley Gazette reported that Star the duck visited the Old Courthouse Inn in Devon with his handler, Barrie Hayman. He then returned home, where he got into a brawl with Hayman’s dog, Maggie, and ended up with a split beak.
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Hayman said Star “pushed his luck too far.”
"He gave [Maggie] a stare, then promptly stood on her back,” Hayman said. “It was not pretty and not nice.”
Star is reportedly on the wagon now.
