Duck Stampede Traps You In Car

[Dirty_Jerz]

What's causing the stampede?

Some bossed up ducks got tired of regular migrating habits

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

To follow up, I know I'm on a certain wavelength about shyt like that. I had a homie picked up a little baby frog outside the barbershop and while he holding it in his hands, he grabs his lighter and just hold the flames to it, I swatted that nikka hand quick as shyt and was like, bruh what the fukk wrong with you. That nikka laughing like the shyt funny, I'm dead serious, I'm like what if I held yo big fat ass up to some fire, nikka tried to play me like I was on some Fern Gully shyt, fukk It I guess I am, that shyt is fukkkery. Just let shyt live, leave and do what it do if it aint bothering you. That just how I am.

I heard a while ago that people who legit torture animals are psychopathic, playing out stuff they wish they could do.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I heard a while ago that people who legit torture animals are psychopathic, playing out stuff they wish they could do.

Some people just like to fukk with shyt. I don't think its psychopathic in all cases. Some people just see shyt as lesser than they are. I ain't saying I ride for everything equally, but if I can get you out my house without killing you, I'll try my best too.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Some people just like to fukk with shyt. I don't think its psychopathic in all cases. Some people just see shyt as lesser than they are. I ain't saying I ride for everything equally, but if I can get you out my house without killing you, I'll try my best too.

Im like this with spiders i let all of them sneak around and wont even take them out, they are beneficial now that it's hot and gnats and flies try to set up shop

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Im like this with spiders i let all of them sneak around and wont even take them out, they are beneficial now that it's hot and gnats and flies try to set up shop

I don't know about spiders tho.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Duck meat is actually good as fukk. i'd fill my truck up and go sell them to the Chinese spot down the street

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

I don't know about spiders tho.

If you scared go to church

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Duck meat is actually good as fukk. i'd fill my truck up and go sell them to the Chinese spot down the street

How many ducks can a grown man wrestle until enough is enough

 

[Zero]

Look, I ain't got no problems with insects as long as they stay out my damn house

 

[dtownreppin214]

i get out the car and follow their lead breh breh

almost as good as that cricket thread.

 

[Malta]

Laugh hysterically

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

If I couldn't gently nudge them enough to make them swarm around my car as I proceeded very slowly, then I'd just have to wait it out.

I don't have the guts to mow down a live animal.

And doing so, with so many of them to run over, would only disable your vehicle in a few feet or hundred or so.. seeing as how the pile up of bone and body will begin accumulate to unconscionable proportions in the under carriage of the car and the wheel wells, etc.

 

[kash10003]

spot the goose