Dude tells people to text there bf or gf "I haven't been fully honest with you"

[1thouwow]

Y'all some brave nikkas

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

When you get them talkin' about how small ya d!ck is in relation to her ex, you know she mad

Like " You know you love this peen, gawl "

If that doesn't get her to smile and fall back, maybe she was being honest

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

You: "I haven't been completely honest with you."

Her: "Yeah, no shyt. I already know."

You: "Wait, what do you know?"

COUNTER-TROLL

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

these are real :nocaacs:

lol how many people have iphones?

Bruh You going to have to move around more it might be a safe to assume mostly everybody got some model of iphone these days

How many nikkas have Droids?

 

[Kings County]

I just text her. "Baby, I haven't been fully honest with you..."

She's at work right now, so I'll be getting something back soon.


I'm using this thread as a reference so after the "joke" is over, she can see where I got this stupid ass idea from. Hopefully she'll see even the slightest humor out of this.

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what happened? :nocaacs:

 

[Hersh]

Lol dude ain't posted.. dudes probably having a serious talk with her now

 

[TrifeGod]

my chick didnt even expose anything

she went to go tan and didnt even give a shyt

 

[msims]

what happened? :nocaacs:

She texted "really J? whats going on?"

I fell asleep so I didn't text her back.

Prolly around 2am she called me, and because I was sleep I answered the phone. She asked me whats going on, and because I was sleep-drunk I told her the truth.




I don't remember her reactions all the way because I don't remember the entire conversation because I was half sleep.

I'm sure we'll talk more about it today, though. However, I think it's safe to say that my results are boring and not entertaining at all.






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[Lana Kane]

 

[resurrection]

Not funny and I wish all the world's ills upon those who do this.

 

[Steve Piffler]

there was a whole divorce thread. assumably you didn't go through with it. not saying this applies to you but a person can waste years of their life dragging around a dead relationship trying to restate it. if its dead its dead. might seemingly make sense to continue it for logical reasons but a failed relationship is like piss doesn't matter how long you hold it eventually its gonna down.

well damn.....maybe i should call my wife and tell her to pack her shyt and kick rocks...

Spoiler

 

[Kings County]

She texted "really J? whats going on?"

I fell asleep so I didn't text her back.

Prolly around 2am she called me, and because I was sleep I answered the phone. She asked me whats going on, and because I was sleep-drunk I told her the truth.




I don't remember her reactions all the way because I don't remember the entire conversation because I was half sleep.

I'm sure we'll talk more about it today, though. However, I think it's safe to say that my results are boring and not entertaining at all.






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possible classic ruined cause she took to long to reply

 

[Kings County]

well damn.....maybe i should call my wife and tell her to pack her shyt and kick rocks...

nikka ill call her for u :nocaacs:

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

oh shyt you guys are trying this?

fukk that, none of these females I date trust me AT ALL. they mistake calm and collected (and I dont text 247) for being sneaky. They'd go bonkers. I can't even hang out with my boys at the pool hall without being asked "did any girls hit on you" its a fukking pool hall there are no females there.
her:

yall brave.

I'm the same

If I hit my girl with this msg she would go nuts with her imagination

 

[flusterose]

If he tried this with me im gonna flip the fukk out. It wont work on him tho.