Dude tries to a football into a Michigan prison - failed

[unit321]

A Michigan man faces felony charges for allegedly trying to hurl a football stuffed with heroin and cell phones into a state prison yard, an official said on Tuesday.

The man hopped out of a vehicle on Sunday morning and heaved the football, which landed short, between two security fences at a state prison in Jackson, Michigan, about 75 miles west of Detroit, corrections department spokesman Russ Marlan said.


http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ll-hurled-over-michigan-prisons-fence-n134321

I'll bet ten bucks the person didn't practice throwing the ball weighed down with stuff.

And I'll bet twenty bucks the dude knew it wasn't going to make it the second it left his hand.

 

[2stainz]

title might be missing a word ala "what are these you people have"

 

[-G$-]

a verb is so necessary

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Thread is ruined

 

[malbaker86]

The title had me and confused for like 20 seconds before I gave up and just clicked the thread

 

[mamba]

a verb is so necessary

Verbs be killin' nikkas on the Coli, breh.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Verbs be nikkas on the Coli, breh.

fixed

 

[iBrowse]

Half the fun is deciphering these damn thread titles

 

[El Bombi]

Almost threw this thread in the bushes by the title.

The story tho

 

[concise]

title might be missing a word ala "what are these you people have"

You mean to tell me that you couldn't already understand "what these you people have"?

 

[Heretic]

I bet that nikka tossed that bytch like uncle rico on napoleon dynamite

 

[mamba]

 

[kevin arnold]

Lol I read that title like 5 times

Like

 

[mamba]

Half the fun is deciphering these damn thread titles

 

[L&HH]

you a word