Dumb shyt You Did While Drunk and/or High.

[R.O. Double]

I used to be high as fukk. I'm talking about smoking 11 blunts on an average everyday. So becuz of that, i did a lot of dumbshyt. I'm pretty sure i ain't the only one, let's trade some stories brehs.



I remember trying to find my phone in my car one day. It was night and i couldn't see that good, so i reached in my pocket, grabbed my phone and used the light to try and find my phone in the car.
After a few minutes i gave up and then realized i had been using my phone the whole time to try and find my phone.

I felt stupid as fukk.

 

[Lost His Smile]

I drove to Home Depot and browsed around then went to the Game Stop nearby to buy Final Fantasy XIII-2 and those PS4 Headphones. I dont even remember driving home.

I was loaded on some Etizolam. Wish they still sold those.

I also convinced my brother to drive me to AAA to get my license renewed and the only thing I remember was saying how much I would love to work there.

 

[wet landscapes]

grinded on this bony paag chaser
puked and blacked out at someones family cookout
pulled my own wig off at a party
bought $100 worth of rice at a japanese store
plus other less silly more uncomfortably awkward things

 

[88m3]

what I haven't done would be a shorter list

 

[ChrisDorner2]

Ive been high as fukk and thought i lost my phone so i pulled out my phone and googled "most likely places to find a lost phone"

 

[onelastdeath]

Took a big ass dump right Infront of the American Stock Exchange. Was gone off some 4 Lokos

 

[DaPresident]

Drive...


Don't drink and drive no more tho

 

[The Watcher]

Opened the coli, spent an hour reading threads in that had to have been made by 25-year-old virgins and then finished off my high by posting in this thread.

 

[kingstl]

Took a big ass dump right Infront of the American Stock Exchange. Was gone off some 4 Lokos

WHOA!!!!


I was driving home drunk, cops were behind me, i was supposed to turn off but i didnt. I aint want them to think i was trying to dodge them so I kept going straight til they turned off. The whole time I had a full bladder, I had to release a lil bit in my seat because I couldnt make it all the way home

 

[DrunkenNovice]

Did my best MJ (The way you make me feel) impersation in vegas by dancing in top of someone's car roof in a hotel parking lot. Bicycle cops rolled up on me