Dunk a basketball and turn into pumpkin head, breh

Kaypain

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I seriously have a hatred for people that fall for obviously fake stuff

This. Especially after I explain how it’s fake and then she still doesn’t believe me :scust:
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This shyt happened to me once except instead of a basketball it was a half vietnamese, half Korean chick.

I tried to slam dunk in that p*ssy after a massage but the oil from the massage made me slip off the table and I landed head first in her coochie. I was told it looked a lot like this...
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I hopped up and tried to run out the door bc I was embarrassed but she hit her head on the top of the door frame, got knocked out and fell backwards. The hit to the floor knocked me out too. When I woke up I heard muffled laughing and felt cold air on my taint. I later on found out that when she fell backwards and knocked me out my legs got caught on the door knob bc my pants were around my ankles. I accidentally opened the door and was spread eagle towards the lobby with my head inside of a Asian bytch coochie. Worst father's day ever :francis:
 

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This shyt happened to me once except instead of a basketball it was a half vietnamese, half Korean chick.

I tried to slam dunk in that p*ssy after a massage but the oil from the massage made me slip off the table and I landed head first in her coochie. I was told it looked a lot like this...
e4967c147fef511f7679ba2c2f8dc063.gif


I hopped up and tried to run out the door bc I was embarrassed but she hit her head on the top of the door frame, got knocked out and fell backwards. The hit to the floor knocked me out too. When I woke up I heard muffled laughing and felt cold air on my taint. I later on found out that when she fell backwards and knocked me out my legs got caught on the door knob bc my pants were around my ankles. I accidentally opened the door and was spread eagle towards the lobby with my head inside of a Asian bytch coochie. Worst father's day ever :francis:
This is some shyt @Cat piss martini would write :lolbron:
 
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