DWB (driving while black)

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What's the most bullshyt reason you ever got pulled over for? A few weeks ago this white dike cop pulled me over because my seatbelt wasn't strapped on how the manufacturers instruct you to wear it. $150 ticket over something that could have easily been a warning.:francis:
 

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"You looked like this guy down the street with a warrant" :francis:

Pig head cop followed me home and came to my front door with his hand on his gun. He ran my plate before he came to the door so he knew who the fukk I was.

I reported that shyt to the mayor, they wrote me back but I never heard any followup. Prairie Village is the biggest :mjpls: municipality in KC. I lived there about 14 months and ONLY saw black people pulled over :trash:

EDIT: I left off he played this trick cops use. The see a black person and the get REAL close on your bumper trying to spook you into fleeing or doing something stupid. I didn't have warrants, so I gave zero fukks besides teh fact he was dangerously close and could have caused a wreck
 
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I was pulled over in TX. The cop told me he couldn't see my license plate clearly (I have on of those plastic case over my plate you can see em just fine) :stopitslime:

Says I can't have that over my license plate in Texas. idk if its a law there or not
 

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Was playing football in the winter, street sh!t but in a field. My homie had his dad's beat up Oldsmobile. None of us had licenses other than him. We got pulled over, muddy, cruddy, but more than anything else........Black and four deep in a hooptie. Task force, college campus cruisers, etc., came through and surrounded us. Ridiculous. Profiling at its finest. That happened even when not driving. Playing basketball at a decent public court, where there were actual nets, and no double rims. Neighbors would call the police to check us out. Very annoying. To this day sometimes I don't fault cops as much as I can't stand the white fukks who call for them unnecessarily.

Nature of my business at times has me driving through rural and suburban areas. If I see a cop and feel leary, I'll pull up and ask him for directions even though I'm fairly certain of the directions toward my destination. To be fair I've had good interactions with cops on the road. Been a couple cops who neglected giving me a ticket on the strength of me not being fearful but at the same time not confrontational or even fearful. Conducted myself like a man and it worked out.
 

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I was pulled over in TX. The cop told me he couldn't see my license plate clearly (I have on of those plastic case over my plate you can see em just fine) :stopitslime:

Says I can't have that over my license plate in Texas. idk if its a law there or not
It is..
License plates have to be clearly visible..
Was pulled over twice last year(while driving my girls car)..
Had the top down on her 370z, after getting it serviced. Stafford cop(biggest a$$holes next to Bellaire and HPD) flagged me down to say I had to take the vanity bracket off.
Ran her plates, asked where I was going, why I was I driving her car. Back up showed up.
Waited 30 damn minutes of him bullshytting, talking about..
“It’s been an influx of 370z being stolen in the area”..
Gave me a warning. Needless to say I was heated when I picked my girl up..
Didn’t talk to her for a couple of hours because I was just mad I couldn’t fukk up that peckerwood like I wanted to..
Still haven’t taken it off and don’t plan on it.
 

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I usually get the Is this your car:leostare: while im pulled over for no reason driving my 335i but I have never been stopped while driving my truck :mjpls:

Like a black man can't drive an expensive car without being some sort of drug dealer and shyt like that, cops be killing me with that line of questioning bullshyt. :stopitslime:
 

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I was pulled over in TX. The cop told me he couldn't see my license plate clearly (I have on of those plastic case over my plate you can see em just fine) :stopitslime:

Says I can't have that over my license plate in Texas. idk if its a law there or not

Its not a law......all of the cars on the lot have those. Its just a BS excuse to pull you over. I went through the EXACT same bs pullover with that excuse.
 

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...i've lucked up over the years. been stopped 3 times, all by white boy cops. my first time being stopped was outside of dallas, i was on my way back to garland from ft. hood. i was speeding anda highway patrolman pulled me over. he saw i was in an government car and in uniform, so he let me off with a warning.

2nd time i was in santa ana, leaving class on a friday afternoon. i was trying to get to the highway headed back to rancho cucamonga and the drive is about 2hrs and 45mins. i was in the center lane of 6 lane road. i had my windows down soaking up that good ol' socal sun, and i remember i had the radio turned to the local hiphop station. they were playing some rihanna cut at the time. i saw the pig on the opposite side of the street drive past. he must have peeped me too, because he busted a U-turn and weaved through the other cars to get to me. dude pulls me over and comes up to the car asking me where i was coming from. i told him i went to the art college up the block. he told me he pulled me over for blasting my music. piglet was making up s**t, i wasn't on a private street and what straight black man would be blasting rihanna in the ride out in public? he asked for my credentials and as i'm going through my wallet, he notices my military ID. he chills out, then starts asking me about my enlistment, then let me go with a warning.

3rd time i must have had a total brain fart because i knew better. i was in far north dallas driving through a school zone in the morning with my phone up to my ear. cop pulled me over, let me go with a warning.
 
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That’s the best when they zoom up on your plates like you supposed to scare easy.

I just pull over and wait for them to walk to the car.

I’m clean fakkit! No drugs and my tags are good. fukk off bytch.
 

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Driving to work officer saw me and my homie in a black SUV with tinted windows. Pulls us over. He profiled us thinking we were drug dealers because when we rolled the window down and saw our white Honda uniforms his expression went from :birdman: to :pachaha:

Talking about "Oh, I have no intention on writing you a ticket.." :hubie:

Then why the fukk you pull us over??????:why:


Checked our IDs and gave them back

"You folks have good day at work..." :troll:






fukking cacs yo :snoop:
 
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