...i've lucked up over the years. been stopped 3 times, all by white boy cops. my first time being stopped was outside of dallas, i was on my way back to garland from ft. hood. i was speeding anda highway patrolman pulled me over. he saw i was in an government car and in uniform, so he let me off with a warning.
2nd time i was in santa ana, leaving class on a friday afternoon. i was trying to get to the highway headed back to rancho cucamonga and the drive is about 2hrs and 45mins. i was in the center lane of 6 lane road. i had my windows down soaking up that good ol' socal sun, and i remember i had the radio turned to the local hiphop station. they were playing some rihanna cut at the time. i saw the pig on the opposite side of the street drive past. he must have peeped me too, because he busted a U-turn and weaved through the other cars to get to me. dude pulls me over and comes up to the car asking me where i was coming from. i told him i went to the art college up the block. he told me he pulled me over for blasting my music. piglet was making up s**t, i wasn't on a private street and what straight black man would be blasting rihanna in the ride out in public? he asked for my credentials and as i'm going through my wallet, he notices my military ID. he chills out, then starts asking me about my enlistment, then let me go with a warning.
3rd time i must have had a total brain fart because i knew better. i was in far north dallas driving through a school zone in the morning with my phone up to my ear. cop pulled me over, let me go with a warning.