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Tall people got no reason
Tall people just ain't God pleasin'
Tall people got no reason to live.
They got great big heads,
And billboard faces,
Elephant teeth
With great big spaces,
Hockey stick legs
Without any hair.
They got skinny little butts
Hangin' in the air.
I don't want no tall people,
No basketball people.
Hooray for short people down here.
Tall people ain't never got no place to sit.
Ain't got a pot.
Their knobby knees squeak and creak a lot.
It's a shoemaker world.
Tall people got nobody
'Cause tall people are all body
Tall people got nobody to love.
They got a great big girl
They pass around.
They sit and mope
When she's out of town.
They got king sized beds
With oversized sheets.
Canoe sized shoes
On both their feet.
They got King Kong arms
They drag around.
Their knuckles are sore
From scrapin' the ground.
I don't want no tall people,
No basketball people.
Hooray for short people down here.
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here