My drunk ass had to take a cab home last night and the dude who picked me up was somalian. I told him I plan on living in Africa for at least a year sometime in the future.
Taxi captain- You will like it. Lots of beautiful women, and they like strong men like you.
Me-
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That's whats up. If they're that fine I might have to have one or two on the side.
Tc- You can have four wives.
Me-
Sounds good. I'll have to get me a few 21-25 year olds and start a tribe.
Tc- Oh no, it is not like America. You can get them fresh. 17,16,15.
Me-
I'm good on having them that young. I think the 18 year old age of consent laws we have here are perfect.
Tc- We have same laws, but not really. It's like jaywalking here. You wont get in trouble.
You habesha come in here and explain yourselves and also why this nikka named every country around Somalia except Ethiopia?
Taxi captain- You will like it. Lots of beautiful women, and they like strong men like you.
Me-
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That's whats up. If they're that fine I might have to have one or two on the side.Tc- You can have four wives.

Me-
Sounds good. I'll have to get me a few 21-25 year olds and start a tribe.Tc- Oh no, it is not like America. You can get them fresh. 17,16,15.

Me-
I'm good on having them that young. I think the 18 year old age of consent laws we have here are perfect.Tc- We have same laws, but not really. It's like jaywalking here. You wont get in trouble.

You habesha come in here and explain yourselves and also why this nikka named every country around Somalia except Ethiopia?

Drive home drunk with other men brehs.

I didn't know. That also explains an akward situation I had in ATL years ago. Is there beef between Ethiopia and Somalia?