Eating healthy and taking shyts

[JAY?]

Ever since I started working out and eating healthy, I never get a clean break when takin a shyt
It's always that soft and mushy shyt
shyt makes me feel like eating Chinese sometimes just some don't have to wipe

And what's worse than when u think u get a clean break after u wipe
And u fold this tissue and wipe again, and now it's dirty?
fukk outta here with that shyt
How the fukk does that shyt happen?
Makes me not wanna double check sometimes

 

[Heafcliffe]

Ever since I started working out and eating healthy, I never get a clean break when takin a shyt
It's always that soft and mushy shyt
shyt makes me feel like eating Chinese sometimes just some don't have to wipe

And what's worse than when u think u get a clean break after u wipe
And u fold this tissue and wipe again, and now it's dirty?
fukk outta here with that shyt
How the fukk does that shyt happen?
Makes me not wanna double check sometimes

You fold? Meaning your arm breaks away from the wiping motion in order to actually see the shyt swipe and potential get close to it?

Nah breh, I wipes once and drops. My eyes sees no digested meals.

On topic: it is the worst when it is mushy but the fiber be having my shyt on status.

 

[BuyandSave]

Means your arm breaks away from the wiping motion in order to actually see the shyt swipe and potential get close to it?

Nah breh, I wipes once and drops. My eyes sees no digested meals.

 

[Heafcliffe]

I do that multiple times in one sitting. No tragic doo doo tales for me, breh.

 

[JAY?]

You fold? Meaning your arm breaks away from the wiping motion in order to actually see the shyt swipe and potential get close to it?

Nah breh, I wipes once and drops. My eyes sees no digested meals.

On topic: it is the worst when it is mushy but the fiber be having my shyt on status.

So how do u know when to stop wiping?

 

[ZEupTWN]

Stop drinking coffee or cut down on it

 

[JAY?]

Stop drinking coffee or cut down on it

I don't fukk with coffee

 

[ZEupTWN]

I don't fukk with coffee

Then it's your body just adjusting to the change

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

If you're eating more fruits and veggies then you are getting more fiber. Fiber makes it eaiser to doo doo. If you don't like, eat more cheese

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

You fold? Meaning your arm breaks away from the wiping motion in order to actually see the shyt swipe and potential get close to it?

Nah breh, I wipes once and drops. My eyes sees no digested meals.

On topic: it is the worst when it is mushy but the fiber be having my shyt on status.

U dirty

 

[JAY?]

If you're eating more fruits and veggies then you are getting more fiber. Fiber makes it eaiser to doo doo. If you don't like, eat more cheese

Cheese will make my shyt a lil bit harder?
Ima have to invest in some
I never had a problem shytting
I use to be able to be in and out in under a minute. I never had to wipe
Now it be those shyts where I gotta go back and rewipe every hour or so
And ain't nobody got time for that

 

[MushroomX]

Ever since I started working out and eating healthy, I never get a clean break when takin a shyt
It's always that soft and mushy shyt
shyt makes me feel like eating Chinese sometimes just some don't have to wipe

And what's worse than when u think u get a clean break after u wipe
And u fold this tissue and wipe again, and now it's dirty?
fukk outta here with that shyt
How the fukk does that shyt happen?
Makes me not wanna double check sometimes

Add some fiber supplement to your diet? Benafiber or Metamucil so your stool gets bulked into one package.

 

[JAY?]

Add some fiber supplement to your diet? Benafiber or Metamucil so your stool gets bulked into one package.

Its one package but it's a messy one
Haven't had a clean break in months

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

You need more carbs in your diet to solidify the stool, breighamton,


Doesn't have to be much, as i'm certain you're probably cutting... but a couple slices a day or half a bagel (consumed throughout the course of several hours)
aint gonna hurt yo body.


Variety is the spice of life...just keep it in moderaciones.



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[Heafcliffe]

So how do u know when to stop wiping?

I wipe 3 times with the dry TP then employ baby wipes. Good to go. No dingleberries.

U dirty