I love eating with my rents. They're cool as fukk and never ask me to pay.
I agree with this thread though cuz I always get high or I'm drunk when I get there and it's a mission to act normal.
One time I drank too much lean and went to ruby Tuesdays and pretty much fell asleep at the table. My dad is in denial so I told them I was just really tired but my mom hit me with the

Meaning I know your fukked up your lucky I ain't telling your dad or getting that AP treatment
My moms always has my back
