"Ebola could turn into an airborne disease" experts says

[No_bammer_weed]

"could" meaning like not a complete impossibility, meaning <0.0001% chance, meaning Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber "so you're telling me there's still a chance".

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Bottom line: they're bullshytting us. They have no idea how Ebola is transmitted. Or they do know and want to mislead everyone.

They do know.

Its not airborne. Thats what you all don't understand.

If its in ANY body fluid that you come into contact with and you have a problem taking the suit off, then you're screwed. Thats why they use BSL4 labs for everything.

 

[Vandelay]

I, for one, welcome our new airborne Ebola overlords...