(edit) wrestling quotes that are too ill.

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I’ve cripple more people than polio - Arn Anderson

 

[West Coast Avenger]

.....

"What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, San Francisco sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show all the ladies what a real man is supposed to look like."

.....

"I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater."

-Ravishing Rick Rude........

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Me and my bro love the trash talk

That time Edge came on and they were talking making fun of his injury

Talking about that stack of dimes he got for a neck


Or that time Jerry Lawler had a heart attack and they had to call real life paramedics and then they started talking trash about him

"Jerry's about to croak. His heart about to go out again y'all "





I LOVE the fact that nothing is off limits

When Paul Bearer died NOTHING is off limits

 

[Neuromancer]

"It's so hard for me to sit back here in this studio...lookin at a guy out here hollerin my name!

When last year...I spent more money..in spilled liquor...in bars from one side of this world...to the other...than you made!!"

(Throws 4s up)...

good Lord what a maneuver.

 

[Neuromancer]

I’ve cripple more people than polio - Arn Anderson

Also the Undertaker.

 

[DropTopDoc]

It’s Rolex time, not that Mickey Mouse things you got

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

"Fine speech."

rubs bald spot

 

[DA_LURKA]

Breast me if you can, survive if i let you.

-Taz​