Eggs might be the GOAT

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-Undisputed king of breakfast.
-While not as common, still easily fits in lunch/dinner
-used in practically every cuisine
-1000 ways to make em. Versatility is unmatched
-can easily be a role/player glue guy. Need me to bread some chicken? Need me to bake a cake? Doesn't complain just does its job
-high protein
-can easily be cooked up in minutes and taste good with minimal ingredients.
-mixes well with other proteins.

Name me another single food that fukking with that resume?
 

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4/5 stars, should've put this in the coliseum for maximum fukkery
 

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All Facts :wow:

I'm WFH today and about to whip up some eggs and chicken sausage :ohlawd:

Sliced tomato and avocado to go with it :ohlawd:
Might fukk around and whip up some oatmeal one time to have a complete meal :ohlawd:
 
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-Undisputed king of breakfast.
-While not as common, still easily fits in lunch/dinner
-used in practically every cuisine
-1000 ways to make em. Versatility is unmatched
-can easily be a role/player glue guy. Need me to bread some chicken? Need me to bake a cake? Doesn't complain just does its job
-high protein
-can easily be cooked up in minutes and taste good with minimal ingredients.
-mixes well with other proteins.

Name me another single food that fukking with that resume?

Eggs are the mike jack of breakfast
 

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-Undisputed king of breakfast.
-While not as common, still easily fits in lunch/dinner
-used in practically every cuisine
-1000 ways to make em. Versatility is unmatched
-can easily be a role/player glue guy. Need me to bread some chicken? Need me to bake a cake? Doesn't complain just does its job
-high protein
-can easily be cooked up in minutes and taste good with minimal ingredients.
-mixes well with other proteins.

Name me another single food that fukking with that resume?
I know y'all gonna think I'm trolling but hear me out:






...nuts! :whoo:

Can have it for breakfast (no diddy), lunch or dinner too.
Endless varieties.
Don't stink up the joint like eggs (still no diddy).
Don't get flabby and go bad in a matter of weeks like eggs do.
High in protein as well.
A variety of delicious tastes. (...)

Get you some nuts, brehs! :blessed:
 

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I know y'all gonna think I'm trolling but hear me out:






...nuts! :whoo:

Can have it for breakfast (no diddy), lunch or dinner too.
Endless varieties.
Don't stink up the joint like eggs (still no diddy).
Don't get flabby and go bad in a matter of weeks like eggs do.
High in protein as well.
A variety of delicious tastes. (...)

Get you some nuts, brehs! :blessed:
Eggs > nuts and it ain’t close
 

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I know y'all gonna think I'm trolling but hear me out:






...nuts! :whoo:

Can have it for breakfast (no diddy), lunch or dinner too.
Endless varieties.
Don't stink up the joint like eggs (still no diddy).
Don't get flabby and go bad in a matter of weeks like eggs do.
High in protein as well.
A variety of delicious tastes. (...)

Get you some nuts, brehs! :blessed:

Nice try... but no.
 

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The look of eggs get me excited. Add butter. Lil salt. Bread. Man I now know why god sent the Israelites quails for food. They were eating good in the desert. All those quails dropping freshly made lil eggs. And offering themselves as meat. God is so cool. I love him.
 
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