The fact it seemed plausible is amazing if nothing else.
El Chapo Escaped From Prison AGAIN (Fake article :martin:)
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skokiaan
African original
“Listen up, ladies and gentlemen. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles-an-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman. Go get him
king-laylow
Orale holmes..
for a second i thought he got the hat trick