El Patron out here no showing AAA shows; Update: Stabbed; Update x2: Fishy; Update x3: Homeless man?

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ADR looks old as hell man. he could easily pass for a dude in his 50's. And Paige could pass as his daughter playing dress up in a Halloween costume, shyt got me :deadmanny:
 

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SMFH. So, her getting called out by her soon-to-be ex-employer because she got caught doing some illegal is some neckbeard fan fiction?
All of this is weirdo neckbeard fan fiction. WWE is WWE, not sure why you'd believe a word they say if you know any wrestling history.
 

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Blind items are generally 100% made up, not to mention there's nothing in there even suggesting Paige, or any wrestler. Even if you believe WWE that she's lying about being on drugs, which you shouldnt, there's nothing pointing to her. Her and Del Rio are A-list celebrities, since when? :heh: She's obsessed in love with Berto but also secretly sleeping with several drug dealers, and he's now aware of it and fine with it? Huh? Neither one of them is in hiding as the blind item mentions. Normal appearances, taking pics together, posting on social media.

I seriously dont know what the hell yall are talking about and the IWC's obsession with Paige has become very strange.

I dunno breh... you add a questionable/sketchy situation with the police that was never quite explained... suspensions... then a questionable/sketchy stabbing incident... then a suspension that is now being attributed to an illegal substance...

I'm just sayin', I wouldn't rule all this out as just some evil plot by the E to make Paige look bad. Sounds like some strange business goin' on w/ the happy couple...

But we did predict this relationship wouldn't end well months ago, right? :heh:
 

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I dunno breh... you add a questionable/sketchy situation with the police that was never quite explained... suspensions... then a questionable/sketchy stabbing incident... then a suspension that is now being attributed to an illegal substance...

I'm just sayin', I wouldn't rule all this out as just some evil plot by the E to make Paige look bad. Sounds like some strange business goin' on w/ the happy couple...

But we did predict this relationship wouldn't end well months ago, right? :heh:
Once again, I take every WWE statement with a whole handful of salt because they've proven themselves to be the epitome of sketchy, petty, vindictive, dishonest, carny bullshyt time and time again. I know you feel the opposite for some reason.

The stabbing incident is fishy, I'll give you that. I dont recall the first police incident youre talking about, and the suspensions go without saying as bullshyt until proven otherwise. If Paige is really on that Paige, why would she go out of her way to lie about it on twitter, unprompted, and say it was a prescription discrepancy for painkillers? Why wouldnt she just downplay it or say nothing?

The WWE statement adding in "she is receiving world-class medical treatment for her in-ring injury" reeks of trying to plant the seeds to cover their ass for that impending lawsuit.

All of that being said...EVEN if she is coked up and Berto is too and the stabbing incident was related and all of that is true, the details of this blind item STILL dont contain anything beyond A-lister (which she is not) on drugs, that can be reasonably tied to Paige and Berto. Doesnt match up.
 
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All of that being said...EVEN if she is coked up and Berto is too and the stabbing incident was related and all of that is true, the details of this blind item STILL dont contain anything beyond A-lister (which she is not) on drugs, that can be reasonably tied to Paige and Berto. Doesnt match up.

OK. So, I agree that the blind item is almost certainly false. These things are written to titillate, based on speculation that is already out there. But the quote was about someone who was A-list in her corner of the entertainment business. Paige has, up until this year, been top billing and front and center as far as publicity and press - talk shows, Total Divas, a little modeling. The phrase 'roped corner' is the clue to identifying her.

I'm not saying that the item is true. But Paige's suspension trended high on Facebook and Twitter since it was announced. An enterprising farmer of clicks couldn't help but make money on curious and overinvested wrestling fans.
 

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Once again, I take every WWE statement with a whole handful of salt because they've proven themselves to be the epitome of sketchy, petty, vindictive, dishonest, carny bullshyt time and time again. I know you feel the opposite for some reason.

Nah, I'm objective. I don't look at anything from a perspective of pro or anti. In this situation, there's more than one occurence on the Del Rio/Paige side that doesn't exactly paint them as harmless parties in this situation... and the funny thing is, before these fallings-out with WWE, most of us on here were already predicting that relationship was gonna end in fukkery.
 

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OK. So, I agree that the blind item is almost certainly false. These things are written to titillate, based on speculation that is already out there. But the quote was about someone who was A-list in her corner of the entertainment business. Paige has, up until this year, been top billing and front and center as far as publicity and press - talk shows, Total Divas, a little modeling. The phrase 'roped corner' is the clue to identifying her.

I'm not saying that the item is true. But Paige's suspension trended high on Facebook and Twitter since it was announced. An enterprising farmer of clicks couldn't help but make money on curious and overinvested wrestling fans.
Roped corner meaning VIP velvet rope, not fukking wrestling ropes :snoop: And she hasnt been considered A-list, even in wresting terms, for years. WWE clearly soured on her long ago, she wasnt even drafted on TV and let these inexplicably angry neckbeards tell it, Alicia Fox is a better prospect.

Then the story has no connections to anything we know. Sleeping w your dealer for drugs, nope. Owing a bunch a
lf drug dealers money, nope. Cheating on Berto who she seems madly in love with, with multiple other drug dealers to score more coke, nope. Berto finds out all of this way late and thats the reason he is attacked/stabbed so now he knows everything and he doesnt care and is still ride or die for Paige? lol nope. Paige actually becoming a courier and slanging the shyt herself :mjlol: Gimmie a break

If its not just :duck: Im sure its about some actress or singer
 

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I'm glad the internet has solved this case already. Now we just have to wait for reality to catch up with ya'll.:skip:
 
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