General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread
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Lmao this shyt is blackmail straight up, pay up or you're gonna get impersonated.
Armchair Militant
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What an idiot
ADevilYouKhow
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Tesla Sells Out of Steering Wheels as Owners Rush to Replace the Yoke
After telling us all the yoke was the future of steering, Tesla backtracked and offered to retrofit a regular wheel to its Model S and X EVs.
jalopnik.com
Clown shyt
ADevilYouKhow
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Elon Reportedly Pulled Out of OpenAI Because They Wouldn’t Let Him Be the Big Boss
Elon Musk departed OpenAI in 2018 under a reported cloud of executive antagonism, though the startup’s CEO Sam Altman thinks Musk ‘cares’ but is still a ‘jerk.’
gizmodo.com
What a loser
ADevilYouKhow
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Elon Musk emailed Twitter staff at 2:30 a.m. telling them the 'office is not optional,' report says
The Twitter CEO, who wants staff to work at least 40 hours a week in the office, sent the memo on March 22, Platformer's Zoë Schiffer tweeted.
www.businessinsider.com
Elon Musk emailed Twitter staff at 2:30 a.m. telling them the 'office is not optional,' report says
The Twitter CEO, who wants staff to work at least 40 hours a week in the office, sent the memo on March 22, Platformer's Zoë Schiffer tweeted.
Get your butts back in the office now!!!!Elon Musk emailed Twitter staff at 2:30 a.m. telling them the 'office is not optional,' report says
The Twitter CEO, who wants staff to work at least 40 hours a week in the office, sent the memo on March 22, Platformer's Zoë Schiffer tweeted.
I swear next we’ll be hearing about Elon trying roll back workers rights next.
I’m more grateful for my job each passing day.
Elon Musk emailed Twitter staff at 2:30 a.m. telling them the 'office is not optional,' report says
The Twitter CEO, who wants staff to work at least 40 hours a week in the office, sent the memo on March 22, Platformer's Zoë Schiffer tweeted.
Sounds like the remaining heads at Twitter ready to put in that notice once they get that new hire.
I am sure the Saudi Arabians will like to hear of this.
Slim
Superstar
Get your butts back in the office now!!!!
I swear next we’ll be hearing about Elon trying roll back workers rights next.
I’m more grateful for my job each passing day.
Nobody in tech is mandating 40 hours a week in office in tech right now.
Even the big boys (Facebook, Google, Amazon, Apple) were forced to adopt hybrid models for fear of losing talent.
In Musk case, this is probably what he wants. People to leave without having to payout severance.
88m3
Fast Money & Foreign Objects
Elon Musk memo suggests Twitter worth less than half of what he paid for it
Calculation based on leaked offer to staff that implies firm valued at $20bn compared with $44bn he bought it for
www.theguardian.com
lol
Narrators voice: It wasn't even worth 2 billion at this stage.Elon Musk memo suggests Twitter worth less than half of what he paid for it
Calculation based on leaked offer to staff that implies firm valued at $20bn compared with $44bn he bought it for
lol
Spidey Man
Superstar
Elon Musk memo suggests Twitter worth less than half of what he paid for it
Calculation based on leaked offer to staff that implies firm valued at $20bn compared with $44bn he bought it for
lol
There's easier ways to blow 20 billion dollars than that. He could have solved world hunger for a fraction of that and would have gotten great press. He probably could have also housed a good chunk of the homeless too. He would have been seen as a Tony Stark/mother Theresa type of figure.
But he wanted to go full MAGA instead