Elon Musk Neuralink approved for human Trials

[Kyle C. Barker]

Yeah no thanks. Would not even trust this guy to make me dinner.

For real

He oversells just about every product he rolls out.

Hyperloop
Self driving teslas
His rockets
That truck of his
Tesla semi truck

Why would you let eli chip your brain?


Actually, I hope his fan boys jump on the bandwagon.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

For real

He oversells just about every product he rolls out.

Hyperloop
Self driving teslas
His rockets
That truck of his
Tesla semi truck

Why would you let eli chip your brain?


Actually, I hope his fan boys jump on the bandwagon.

They will. I can't wait to start hearing about their seizures

 

[Wargames]

This motherfukker is a scammer. He’s gonna fukk some people’s brains up and give them a few million to go away when it fails.

 

[85 East]

As someone with a child who has a genetic disease that is basically holding her back, I pray something comes along that allows her to live a full life.

 

[Gizza]

Demonic one step closer to GITS cyber

 

[Payday23]

This man can't run a sm platform and people want him messing with their brain

 

[BK The Great]

What retard will trust him with anything? His cars explode without warning, imagine what a brain implant would do.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

" It's announcement on FDA approval for human tests follows recent news of a similar breakthrough involving brain implants by Swiss researchers.
A paralysed man from the Netherlands was able to walk simply by thinking about it - thanks to a system of implants which wirelessly transmit his thoughts to his legs and feet"

 

[Dr. Acula]

"Elon says..."

All the animals in the trials had complications, if they didnt die. Did they ever have a successful trial on animals? FYI, Medical devices have a lower threshold for fda approval than drugs. I would be skeptical of any results only being reported by Elon himself.

In Wake of Animal Testing Scandals, Elon Musk's Neuralink Nabs FDA Approval

Elon Musk's Neuralink has now earned FDA approval for human trials after a history of two federal probes and 1500 animal deaths.

sentientmedia.org

According to internal documents obtained by the Physician’s Committee for Responsible Medicine (PCRM), an advocacy group that works to eliminate animal testing, researchers “pried” and “drilled” open the animals’s skulls in order to implant the chips, as well as used unapproved adhesive called BioGlue to seal the holes in their skulls. After the surgical procedures, the monkeys displayed signs of severe stress and exhaustion and a host of physical ailments, including diarrhea, open sores, vomiting, vaginal discharges and brain hemorrhaging.


Neuralink ultimately ended its partnership with UC Davis in 2020 and moved its animal testing to internal departments. But between 2018 and 2022, the company experimented on and killed 1,500 animals, according to a report from Reuters.

BTW, Any brehs here watch that show Dr. Death? Especially season 2

 

[Hyperion]

Willingly put Johnny Silverhand in your head, brehs. Good morning Night City.

 

[WIA20XX]

 

[Spence]

Video games about to be lit af 10 years from now with brain implants