Elon Musk Sells $10 Million in Flamethrowers in Four Days

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A handful of tweets and four days later, Silicon Valley billionaire Elon Musk has closed orders for his latest novelty product, after selling 20,000 flamethrowers at $500 a piece.
"Guaranteed to liven up any party!" was Musk's tagline for a sale which raised $10 million for his high-speed tunnel venture The Boring Company... "When the zombie apocalypse happens, you'll be glad you bought a flamethrower," he tweeted last Saturday. "Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!"

The fundraising comes as Tesla "struggles" meet its production commitments, notes the article, adding that analysts are wondering if the car manufacturer will eventually need billions more in funding.

By Wednesday Musk had sold out his entire suppy of flamethrowers, though "Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won't allow shipment of anything called a 'Flamethrower'," Musk tweeted Friday night, adding "To solve this, we are renaming it 'Not a Flamethrower'."

"Or maybe 'Temperature Enhancement Device.'"

Tesla's Musk sells $10 million in flamethrowers in four days
 

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unless the settings were on low in the demo video, it looks like you would have to be pretty close to the zombies to kill them with this.
 

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unless the settings were on low in the demo video, it looks like you would have to be pretty close to the zombies to kill them with this.
There are laws that state how far the flame can be on a commercial flamethrower without permit. He made sure anyone could buy it.
 

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instead of mass shootings we'll get mass flamings :skip:

I can only imagine :francis:

Or, or hear me out: there is a a lot of disposable income.

Ain’t nothing racist but let’s be honest why spend disposable income on a flame thrower??? That’s some sick ass shyt
 
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