Embarrassing family members picking you up from school unappreciation

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I had an older senior citizen aunt that picked us up for a few years, and she used to drive a brown version of this

shyt was loud as hell. And she would get there extra early, and be one of the most visible cars parked outside school. She would start the car, and it was:

VROOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were so relieved when she got something like this:

But she was cool. She would bring us Dixie cups from the senior center.

And don’t get me started on my mom picking us up from basketball games with her hair wrapped up.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Breh I remember these days. Literally took me back to school and I gotta laugh, remember having too many friends with fukked up rides grabbing them.

I remember freshman year I was walking out the building with like 5 other friends, turned my head and heard a “Yoo-hoo” & see my mom waving like 2 feet away from me. Looking back i shouldn’t have felt embarrassed but I was like . My mom isn’t embarrassing but the unexpectedness caught me off guard

 

[King Frost]

I was embarrassed when my mom used to carry me on her bike but now i'm grown, i'm grateful.

 

[Collateral]

My dad did construction on the side when I was young. So his daily driver was this

But in red

Then he upgraded when I was like in the 3rd grade, to this

I’d tell him to leave me at the corner
Now a days he whips a Highlander as a daily, and still got the van for side jobs. No shame, he is a hard working black man.

 

[5n0man]

My mom use to be waiting in front of the school wearing an ugly ass nightgown with her hair wrapped, pits all unshaven, chain smoking newports 100s at 2 in the afternoon.

shyt was embarrassing af.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

My mom use to be waiting in front of the school wearing an ugly ass nightgown with her hair wrapped, pits all unshaven, chain smoking newports 100s at 2 in the afternoon.

shyt was embarrassing af.

Breh, my mom picked me up from a friend's house, (white friend) in her pajamas. His parents invited her in for dinner. She didn't want to come in, but they insisted. She didn't want to be rude, so she came in, and had dinner with full pajamas, and hair wrapped. And they weren't even nice pajamas. They were hot pink and blue pajamas with the wool clumps from the dryer. My friend was like


Ever since then, she made sure she was dressed when picking me up from that friend's house. The next time was a birthday party, and his parents invited all the parents in for food and wine. Mom was looking fly.
She met my stepdad the next year, and no more leaving the house looking like hell.

 

[Breh13]

My dad did construction on the side when I was young. So his daily driver was this

But in red

Then he upgraded when I was like in the 3rd grade, to this

I’d tell him to leave me at the corner
Now a days he whips a Highlander as a daily, and still got the van for side jobs. No shame, he is a hard working black man.

Lmao.

People probably contemplating calling the police and shyt.

 

[god shamgod]

I got suspended for 5 days out of school for stealing off this nikka in the deans office, my pops picked me up he embarrassed the fukk outta me

he happened to be off that day and the school called the crib , this dude was acting like joe clark in the hallway

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

My mom use to be waiting in front of the school wearing an ugly ass nightgown with her hair wrapped, pits all unshaven, chain smoking newports 100s at 2 in the afternoon.

shyt was embarrassing af.

 

[Devilinurear]

I am that relative

 

[flea]

My dad did construction on the side when I was young. So his daily driver was this

But in red

Then he upgraded when I was like in the 3rd grade, to this

I’d tell him to leave me at the corner
Now a days he whips a Highlander as a daily, and still got the van for side jobs. No shame, he is a hard working black man.

One of my uncles would pick me up in the exact same shyt in a fukking red burgundy color back in middle school. EMBARASSING AS fukk. Mfer had no back seats. Just empty boxes in the back. I’d have to brace myself on some turns or stops cause I’d fukking fly from one side of the back to the other damn there breaking my neck while he laughing like shyt
Be mad as shyt my parents sent him too cause I have another uncle who drove an old school Chevy on 22’s rolling through thumping Big Tymers to pick me up. Those days I would hit the tiger woods fist pump seeing it turn the corner.

 

[Citi Trends]

Alot of times my mom would pick me with an old fukked up car. shyt was loud as hell or wouldnt start for a while so everyone noticed us

Then one time in 8th grade her wheel went flat and some senior guys went out and helped her change it. i wanted to kill myself

The one time a family friend picked me up with his coworker, they were in a small ass dirty white van and we had to maneuver and move shyt for me to sit in the front seat with them. this was right in front of the school

 

[5n0man]

Breh, my mom picked me up from a friend's house, (white friend) in her pajamas. His parents invited her in for dinner. She didn't want to come in, but they insisted. She didn't want to be rude, so she came in, and had dinner with full pajamas, and hair wrapped. And they weren't even nice pajamas. They were hot pink and blue pajamas with the wool clumps from the dryer. My friend was like


Ever since then, she made sure she was dressed when picking me up from that friend's house. The next time was a birthday party, and his parents invited all the parents in for food and wine. Mom was looking fly.
She met my stepdad the next year, and no more leaving the house looking like hell.

I use to be like

When I saw her.

 

[Lord_nikon]

My pop F150 got totaled so my uncle let my pop drive his work van, I told them to drop me off down the street from school,,,, it was just like this, same color

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

I use to be like

When I saw her.

Type of shyt that make you wanna walk home

My pop F150 got totaled so my uncle let my pop drive his work van, I told them to drop me off down the street from school,,,, it was just like this, same color

So many pedo vans back in the day